Episode 3: Old Ripper, New Zeeland

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We start the episode with Damien doing push-ups.

"GO! GO! CMON! PUT SOME MUSCLE INTO IT! YOU BIG FAT UGLY IDIOT!"

-Karl

"Ugh.. thanks for the positive affirmation Karl.."

-Damien

"Always my pleasure Damien!"

-Karl

Damien has a confessional.

"Ever since Priya left, I realized I have to get STRONGER to win this game! So, all of THIS-! It's for you baby~!"

-Damien

Damien slips on some of his sweat and falls on the camera.

"AHHHHH!"

-Damien

Confessional ends.

Karl sits down besides Damien.

"So, how you taking Priya-?"

-Karl

Damien immediately breaks down by the mention of Priya's name.

"I MISS HER!"

-Damien

Damien lays on Karl's lap as he rubs his head.

"Yeah, there there buddy.. you'll live. She'll maybe live too. If she hasn't drown!"

-Karl

"You just gave me like- a week's worth of nightmares.."

-Damien

Just then, Burger arrives with a cup of cold water.

"Here you go Damien!"

-Burger

Damien gulps it down immediately.

"Ohh.. thank you Burger- but you, you didn't have to do that for me.."

-Damien

"Well.. it's just- I'm used to taking orders by.. well.. everyone. I guess I sorta miss it."

-Burger

"Hey Damien! Wanna see a scar on my chest?!"

-Karl

"No."

-Damien

"Too bad! CHECK THIS OUT HOMIE!"

-Karl

Karl pulls up his shirt to reveal a scar on the side of his chest.

"Got this after a crazy night of partying with those occult girls!"

-Karl

"...do you still feel a kidney inside you..?"

-Damien

"PFF! I barely feel blood inside me!"

-Karl

Burger is still inspecting his body.

"..Uhh- yo?"

-Karl

"U-Uhm.. my bad.."

-Burger

"Well! Time to hit the showers little man! You are starting to STINK!"

-Karl

Karl takes Damien out of the room as Burger hits her head with the plate multiple times.

"BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS!"

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