One day in December, Salad Fingers was walking down the road when he saw a pineapple. Salad Fingers was confused so he brought it to James Marriott. James ate the pineapple and Salad Fingers was sad so he ate James Marriott's cat Otto. James was really angry so he hit salad fingers with his guitar and hid the body in the big cupboards behind his computer. However, right before the hiding of the body was completed, Santa came with his Christmas squad and arrested James Marriott for crimes against the Geneva Convention. Salad Fingers came back to life and walked to California. He now lives at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Santa said hohoho and flew off back to communist Russia. The Russians bombed his sleigh and arrested him for trespassing.
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The xmas holly bibble
AdventureA very cursed book my friends and I wrote during class because we were bored
