𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞

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i went into my room to put on something more presentable, since we were going to a restaurant.

i just put on a shirt and shorts, since lucia told me no need to get all dressed up, its just dinner.

after i was ready changing, i just layed down on my bed to check my dms

nihihi
anyone have more updates on
tommys girl?

wiblur
look at her insta posts

nihihi
insta? since when do we know her user?

wiblur
check tommy's recent post

nihihi
OH WAIT YEAH I KNOW
I FORGOT

bee boy
tommy can we speak to her

nihihi
yes pls i want to be best friends with her

bald man
what why that

nihihi
she seems so sweet

dadza
why spam

bee boy
ass

nihihi
oh?

bee boy
🤪

these were all dms from when i last checked, so pretty old.

child
hello

wiblur
TOMMY

child
what

wiblur
any crush updates

child
no

bald man
okay he's not saying "shes not my crush"
so we can see progress

child
wait no

nihihi
tommys crushing confirmed

child
okay im gonna go now

wiblur
WAIT NO

child
what

bee boy
hi tommy

child
hello dickhead

dadza
tommy be nice

child
sorry dad

bee boy
🥺

child
no dont

wiblur
tommy does she have tiktok

child
idk

wiblur
as in you dont know or you dont wanna
tell us

child
i legit dont know
but ill manage
im a god after all

bald man
then why haven't you pulled her yet

child
who says i didn't

nihihi
oh?

bald man
prove it

child
im joking calm yourself

bald man
thats what i thought

i just left jack on read there, hate that guy.

anyway, while i was laying in my bed i suddenly heard very loud singing coming from elia's room.

"STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYYYY"
i heard two voices sing, one was so out of tune, but the other one was quite nice.

i couldn't tell which one was from who tho.

"MAMAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MAAANNNN"

"BUT YOUVE GOTTA MAKE YOUR OWN KIND OF MUSICCC SING YOUR OWN SPECIAL SOOONGGG"

"IM A FEMININE EMINEM A SLIM SHADY LADY BUT NICE CAUSE I TEXTED HAITI"

wait did i hear that correct? bo burnham? omg?

i only heard one person sing that tho, i suppose elia but damn she knew the whole thing word for word.

"I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES AND IM A HIPPOCRITE"

"YEAH I HEARD YOUR SONG BUT I WASN'T IMPRESSED SO YOU GOT YOUR FEELINGS HURT AND NOW YOUR FEELING DEPRESSED"

"HEY BABY I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOUUUU"

"SCHOOL BAG IN HAND SHE LEAVES HOME IN THE EARLY MORNING"

this went on for a while.

i eventually got bored and wanted to communicate with people, so i walked into the living room to see luca, my mother, dante, lucia and chiara sitting there on the couch, talking.

"helloo" luca said to me as i sat next to him.

everyone laughed as elia and jasmine sang jolene.

"so who's the one that can actually sing" i asked
"oh definitely elia, jasmine can't reach a single note" chiara said and everyone laughed.

a while later we went to the restaurant, it was a italian one of course.

it was fun and the food was sooo good.

we got back at the houses and had our traditional night swim, then everyone went to bed.

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