Mihawk: Buggy, take out the trash.
Buggy: Sure, Shanks, will you go out on a date with me?
Buggy: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Shanks: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Shanks: Would you like me to tutor you?
Mihawk: That was smooth.
Shanks: Buggy, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Buggy: ...People?
Mihawk: What do we say when making bread?
Buggy, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Mihawk: And what do we NOT say?
Shanks, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
Buggy: I need to dye my hair.
Shanks: ...
Buggy: Or get another tattoo.
Shanks: ...
Buggy: Or a new piercing.
Shanks: Why?
Buggy: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Shanks x Buggy Incorrect Quotes ( ONE PIECE )
Humorit's all about our stoopid n cute Bois and just shanks tryna rizz up buggy , but baby is too oblivious mention of poly cross guild ,Marco , cora and anybody who is shipable with buggy and shanks getting jealous 😂😜
