How To Summon The Signs:Aries: Fire, satanic circles on the floor in chalk, goat's blood, and a human sacrifice
Taurus: Lays Límon Chips, and something shiny
Gemini: Sacrificing an iPhone 6 plus
Cancer: A crying baby, and thrift store sweaters
Leo: With a Ouija board, and by taunting themVirgo: Spray Windex three times, and call for them
Libra: Too busy wondering if they should show up or not
Scorpio: Surprise! THEY'RE ALREADY THERE SON
Sagittarius: Bring their grave a milkshake
Capricorn: Insult them. Wait.
Aquarius: No one knows, sorry
Pisces: Cry over their tombstone
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Zodiac Signs
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