The Signs In A Horror Movie:
Aries: The first to die
Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
Gemini: The one who figures out who/what the killer is
Cancer: The one who says, "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra: The one who says, "Everybody, stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
Scorpio: The one who is secretly helping the killer
Sagittarius: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
Capricorn: The one who snaps and goes on a killing spree
Aquarius: The one who survives until the end
Pisces: The one who screams at everything
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Zodiac Signs
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