The Signs As Patrick Star Quotes:Aries: "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
Taurus: "East? I thought you said WEEST."
Gemini: "I know, let's get naked!"
Cancer: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
Leo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT."
Virgo: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Libra: "Liar, liar, pants for hire!"
Scorpio: "I guess you're going to miss the...panty raid."
Sagittarius: "I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
Capricorn: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Aquarius: "Who you calling pinhead?"
Pisces: "TWENTY-FOUR!"
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Zodiac Signs
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