The Signs' Stereotypes:
Aries: I'm so sporty and- *person accidentally knocks into them* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR I HATE YOU *beats person to a pulp* That's better!
Taurus: *shoves food down throat* I'm right, you're wrong. Now go get me some food, I'm too lazy to get up.
Gemini: OMG I'm such a schist talking, two faced, female dog!
Cancer: *cries in a pile of used tissues*
Leo: Tell me I'm beautiful, because I know I am. But, to be honest, I have self esteem issues.
Virgo: *swats away germs with gloved hand and Windex*
Libra: *flirts* *judges people* I'm pretty.
Scorpio: *stares at intensely* I am evil and mysterious. Wanna do the dirty? *wink*
Sagittarius: I can show you the world... LET'S PARTY! *jumps on table*
Capricorn: I must study so I can become a billionaire. Who needs emotions when you have money?
Aquarius: Would you like to hear my conspiracy about aliens?
Pisces: *daydreaming* *is so distracted that they fall into a ditch* Wait, what?
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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiac sign randomness! What signs do at parties, the signs' fatal flaws, and all that jazz. (#AquariusFTW)
