The Big Leagues

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3RD PERSON POV

SECOND HEAVEN AND HELL GROUP CHAT

MORE USERS TO COME

Y/N: THROW THE DAMN MOON AT ME! HIT ME WITH IT!

Celeste: NO!

Kirby: POYO!

Celeste: Wha- WHERE AM I?!

Y/N: I CAN DESTROY AN ENTIRE MOON WITH A PUNCH! FUCK YES! Alright next step throw a planet at me-

Celeste: YOU'LL CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO HEAVEN! DON'T-

Y/N: AND I DID IT! NOW THE SUN!

+LOTS OF PEOPLE TO HEAVEN AND HELL CHAT

Gojo: Yo what's happen- HOLY ######}

Goo: And he is gone....

+1 DEATH COUNT

Y/N: Well that's the third time I died. Looks like my full power is not at the sun yet.

Celeste: W-What is this - HOW DID THE PINK CREATURE COPY THE GIFT BESTOWED TO ME BY GOD?!

Y/N: Cause he's Kirby duh. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Celeste: You foolish humans- HEY DON'T TOUCH THAT!

Goo: THAT'S MINE NOW GIRL! Oooo this sells for 1 billion in the system store-

Gun: And I stole it.

Goo: NO! I NEED IT!

Celeste: GIVE IT BACK!

Gojo: Alright guys I am filming a tug of war between two guys and an archangel for an artifact of sorts! Gonna sell this to the multiverse shop and BE RICH-

Celeste: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Y/N: Damn she's mad. WE DIP NOW!

Celeste: THAT BELONGS IN THE 5TH CIRCLE! COME BACK HERE!

Goo: If you want, just say please~

Celeste: Y-You dare tell me TO SAY PLEASE HUMAN-

Goo: SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST! SAY IT WITH MEANING!



Celeste: Please....

Goo: At least I'm taking this.

Sukuna: GIMME THIS!

Itadori: SUKUNA STEALING IS NOT-

Sukuna: DON'T CARE AND YOU WOULD WANT A FORTUNE RIGHT BRAT?! THEN IMA TAKE IT!

Y/N: Mind if I borrow this?

Celeste: YOU MOTHERFU-

Later

Y/N: Dude she looked she was about to cry and have an aneurysm. Kinda feel bad for her....

Goo: *grin* Well that was fun! Gonna sell this for $800 million at the auction so gotta go!

His friends disappear, Gojo making a piece sign and teleporting away, having now achieved a level of 1000 and aiming for much higher when Sukuna was using Itadori to train himself and the brat to match Gojo.

*WHOOSH*


*WHOOSH*

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