Peppas plan to rizz y/n

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*the next day*


Peppa hopped out of her bed that was infested with tape worms and bed bugs but that didn't matter to her because the dear y/n was on her mind 24/7

Peppa began to walk outside her room and heard some loud moaning coming from her parents room

"i wonder if that could be me and y/n one day" peppa dreamily said to the terrified looking George

nevertheless peppa skipped to school cheerfully and thats when she saw the blissful y/n chilling with their best friend, gojo

Peppa nearly cried with joy from seeing her beloved y/n but then all those feeling were swept away when she saw SUSIE SHEEP strutting up to y/n in her 69 inch shein heels

"heeyyyy y/n~" susie said in a flirty tone

GRRRR peppa thought, how dare that slutty sheep get in the way of her and her flamboyant y/n???

y/n looked at susie in disgust, "oh... its you!" y/n tried to say nicely

"SUSIE GET YOUR LITTLE PREPPY AHH RIGHT OVER HERE RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

Pepppa screamed with rage in her voice, her anger issues could never... the alpha was coming out... the alpha wolf

"ugh" susie walked over to peppa with a bombastic side eye looking face

y/n looked relived that the stalker sheep left them alone for awhile

"wot is it peppr" susie said as she put  her boney, scrunchie, with bow covered hands on her hips

"WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING WITH MY  Y/N?!?!?" PEPPA WHISPER yellled

"Your y/n??" susie baa-ed in amusement, "y/n dosn't like emos... i think... well they dont like the dandruff-crust covered ones anyway!! i'm pretty sure y/n is only into baddies and guess what??



IM A BAA-DIE!!!!" susie giggled as she rolled on the ground from her very clever pun, peppa looked dejected..melencholic...consolate...downcast...disconted...

did y/n want a baddie??

"WELL THEN I'LL BECOME A BADDIE!!1!!" PEPPA SAID SOUNDING PATRIOTIC

peppa looked back at y/n's pearlesnt perfect face and then sighed in awe.. i'll do anything 4 u y/n peppa thought

PEPPA THEN RAN OUT OF THE SCHOOL GATES EXCEPT SHE TRIED TO WALK LIKE A BADDIE...

and then she failed miserably and ended up falling flyat on her face... BUT IT WAS OKAY BC SHE GOT UP AND STARTED RUNNING AGAIN

"hey! peppa wait where r u going??? school hasn't even started yet?!" the school gate keeper (total gaslighting, gate keeping, girl boss btw) yelled after her 

but she ignored the warning and ran straight into the baddie store where she gyat the baddie-est clothers known to baddies and spent her entire life-savings on them...

but it was worth it...

for y/n

Peppa then went back home to style her clothes for the next day but then mummy pig got really angry she skipped school and whooped peppas ass and whilst she was doing that, daddy pig screeched piggy slurs at peppa...

but it was worth it...

for y/n

peppa went to sleep in pain, but she was happy

for y/n would surly fall for her the second they saw her tomorrow...

....right?

THE END OF PART 2

written by F at 11.19pm on a school night (whoops)

part 3 coming out soon!!

and all feedback is... erm actually appreciated !!



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