blackhawks: hey
blackhawks: hey ducks
ducks: what
blackhawks: do any of you know the heimlich?
blackhawks: because ryan getzlaf is choking
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i have to say, getzlaf did not play well this season sorry bro
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Randombasically i make fun of hockey teams hey. *** warning: your team may be offended ***