Hazbin hotel x fem reader

Extermination preparation

Alastor: excuse me

Rosie: Where are your manners mister? Introduce us why don't ya?

Alastor: Ahh, yes. Charlie, this is Rosie, *Rosie curtsies politely* the most darling, delightful and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram! And this is y/n the most beautiful sinner this hell

Rosie: Oh! always such a charmer.

Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you *pushes Charlie up to her* to princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell!

Charlie: How do you do? *waves nervously*

Rosie: Well well! isn't this a regal surprise! *pushes her to desk* Come in! Come in! Lemme get you somethin' to eat. I'm sure we must have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am i thinkin'? *pokes her stomach* A small thing like you? You must probably be watchin' ya figure! How bout some nice pinkie singers instead?

[As she spoke she got out a box of cut off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.]

Charlie: Um...No. no, thank you though.

Y/n: no from me to but thanks for the offer tho

Rosie: *puts box away* Oh look at you! *pats her head* so polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing o' two from em

[Rosie then proceed to take you and Charlie to a table with three chairs. she sits her down on one of them and she sits on the one across from her. Alastor walks up to Rosie.]

Rosie: Sit down. Sit down. Tell auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend

Alastor: Appreciate the offer *walks up to Charlie* but we're here on business of another kind.

Rosie: well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman *drinks cup of tea*

Charlie: well, as you know...*panicking* the extermination is coming early and they'll be here in a month, and their coming to my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-

Alastor: *interrupts* we need your help. Well, your cannibals help at least, to fend off the attack.

Rosie: well! *puts down cup* when you ask a favor ya don't ask for a small one, do ya, your highness? Oh now, don't fret. *gets up* I didn't say i wouldn't help. But i assume there's more to this plan then a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

Alastor: Oh, your people will be far from helpless we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat, their, fill.

Rosie: well, in that case, sure! Why not?

Charlie: Really?

Rosie: what can i say? I like your moxie girl. And hold Alastor has never done me wrong before.

Charlie: Oooh! Thank you *holds her hands* thank you thank you!

[Cut to Vaggie at Carmilla Carmine's house, as she bangs on the door.]

Vaggie: *Shouting* Carmine! Carmine, we need to speek.

[Vaggie walks up to the security camera and stares at it]

Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.

[The door clanks open.]

Vaggie: Fuckin' right you open that door.

[The door slams shut.]

Vaggie: Hello?