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Fuzzy Dice

"Come on, (Y/n), sink it!" She rolls the ball up the ramp with two seconds left on the clock. The ball dangles on a 10,000 hole as the others gasp. The ball then falls in, totaling one million, with no time to spare. The groundskeepers celebrate as the tickets start printing. Twenty minutes later, the tickets are still printing as the groundskeepers look on, bored. When the tickets stop printing, they go back to the prize booth. Benson drops the tickets on the stand. "One million tickets." He said. "What would you like?" Diego asked. "We'll take the fuzzy dice." The groundskeepers cheer as he grabs a pole with a hook. "For Pops." He removes the lid with the hook, and grabs the dice, then, gives them to Benson.

"Yeah! We did it! Now, we can give these to Pops." Having somehow come off the stage, along with the other animatronic band members, the bear robot grabs the dice out of Benson's hand. "Hey! Gave that back!" (Y/n) shouted. "Sorry, but you ain't giving nothing to nobody." The groundskeepers question the animatronics' actions. Then, the bear pulls out a remote, extends the antenna and presses the button, causing a car to fall from the ceiling after the support explodes. "What?! This is stealing! We worked really hard to win that thing!" (Y/n) shouted angrily.

The animatronics get in the car and drive off the stage and through the wall of the Fun Fun Zone as the groundskeepers watch. "She's right, let's get 'em!" Mordecai said. "WHOOO!" The groundskeepers run into the golf cart and drive into the street, crossing right in front of another car. The animatronics continue to drive on, cutting in front of cars and running red lights.

The bear robot looks through the rear view mirror, seeing the golf cart. The chase continues onto a bridge as the animatronic named Louie looks back at the cart, then, picks up a drum and throws it at the cart. They dodge it as the drum explodes on the road. "Give us back the dice!" Mordecai rams the side of the cart into the band's car twice. "Give us...the...dice!" Muscle Man jumps off of the cart, onto the band's car. Louie punches Muscle Man in the jaw. Weakly, he tries to reach for the dice, but is elbowed by the duck robot. "Back off, creep!" The bear robot opens the door as he is still driving, leaving Muscle Man dangling inches above the road and he squeals.

"Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. A truck is approaching both vehicles. Muscle Man screams on the sight of it. Just as he is about to be hit, Skips yanks him off the door, letting the truck pass between the two vehicles. Back in the band's car, the bear robot laughs looking at the dice as he heads to a dock. "They're getting away!" Benson shouted. Mordecai grabs the gear and resumes driving. "Through there!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai drives to the dock the band are at.

On the dock, the band continue their getaway. The bear robot is having trouble with the brake. "Stop the car!" The duck robot shouted. "I'm trying!" The bear looks ahead and sees a pile of barrels. The robot avoids the pile, but rams the car into a streetlight. The car then bursts into flames. They are unconscious for a moment. Louie sees that his cheek has been destroyed. The bear robot wakes up and grabs the dice. "Go, go, go!" The robots waddle away from the burning car, but seconds later, it explodes. The groundskeepers see the explosion.

"What was that?!" Rigby asked. They continue to drive to the dock. When they see the band, the cart stops, and the groundskeepers all jump out of the cart. "Give us back our dice! We won them fair and square you Freddy Fazbear ripoffs!" (Y/n) shouted. "There's no way you're getting these dice." The bear points away. "Now get out of the way before somebody gets hurt!" The bear said.

"Is that a threat?" (Y/n) asked darkly, glaring daggers at the animatronics. She hated it when people threatened her friends. "What could you possibly want with fuzzy dice?" Benson asked. "Well, ten years ago, we knocked over Big City Jewelers, and made off with millions worth of uncut diamonds." Louie points to the dice. "Those diamonds are in those dice." She said. The bear slaps Louie.

"Shut up, Louie!" He shouted. "I remember reading about that! That was you?" Benson asked. "Yeah, that's right. We've been laying low for ten long years waiting for the statute of limitations on grand theft larceny to run out. And it was supposed to end tonight at midnight." The bear replied. "Mm-hmm. Until you clowns came along and ruined everything!" The duck said. "Can't we just have the dice without the diamonds?" Rigby asked. "It's too late. And you know too much." The bear said. "Mm-hmm." Muscle Man leaps for the dice and yanks them out of the bear robot's hands. "Hey, give that back!" Muscle Man throws the dice to (Y/n), who throws it past the band, and to Rigby, who was running to catch them. "Alright! No more games!" The bear reaches into his jacket. "No, don't!" "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. A light shines onto the bear robot.

"This is the FBI. You're surrounded!" There's a FBI helicopter, vehicles and agents. "Get on the ground, now!" An agent packs heat with a sniper, laying on ground. "Targets are considered hostile, repeat, targets are considered hostile." He loads up. "Copy that, red leader." "Uh, what do we do, boss?" Louie asked. "We do what we were made to do: show these folks a fun time." He replied. "Hm. Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing." The duck said, and Louie whimpers.

"Well then, I guess it's showtime!" The bear pulls out a gun. "Gun!" The FBI shoots the bear robot down. Rigby runs to the cart while being chased by the bullets of the duck robot's gun. "Eat lead, sucker!" The gunsmen shoot the duck robot, causing her to fall of the dock and into a boat. Louie fires at the gunsmen, but not one bullet hits him at first. Then, a man launches a rocket at Louie, which finally hits him. Louie then blows up, along with the rocket.

A gunsman sees a pole on the ground. The bear robot, having survived his shots, picks up the pole and lets out a war cry as the groundskeepers watch in horror. The gunsmen then fire several more shots until a man with a mini gun comes out firing, the bullets falling as he shoots the robot. The machine gun bullets finally knock him into a boat. His head knocks a gear, which causes the boat to go across the ocean as the searchlight of a helicopter watches from above. "Smoke 'em." A man carrying a rocket launcher fires at the boat, which hits and destroys the boat. The groundskeepers watch in shock, then, jump into the air and high-five into a freeze-frame.

Benson and the gang got the fuzzy dice after the FBI retrieved the uncut diamonds from them.

The whereabouts of the Capicola Gang are currently unknown. Though there have been sightings reported all across the lower 48.

Diego Montez quit his job at the Fun Fun Zone 3 1/2 weeks later...and became a multi-millionaire after patenting his ergonomic reaching hook.

Pops received the fuzzy dice for his birthday and loved them. So did Muscle Man. ...A little too much.