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Fuzzy Dice

"Hey, I already told you that you need a kid to get in!" The groundskeepers walk to the side to reveal Rigby dressed in a backward-facing hat, sweatshirt, pouch and sneakers. There is silence for a few seconds, then, Mordecai punches Rigby. "What's up, man?" Rigby repeatedly zips and unzips his pouch, while saying "LOL!" in sync with the zipping, and (Y/n) giggles at his lame attempt of acting. "Hmm..." the employee perks up. "Okay! Go on in, folks!" She unhooks the velvet rope.

"Have a great time!" She said. The groundskeepers walk into the main Fun Fun Zone as electro-music starts playing. While walking in, Benson steps on a slice of pizza. "Ugh!" Benson gets pushed by kids. "Hey!" He shouted. "Let's just find the dice and get out of here." Mordecai said. "Agreed." (Y/n) said. The groundskeepers go over to a prize center, run by a man named Diego Montez. "May I help you?" Diego asked. "Yeah, hi. We'd like a pair of fuzzy dice, please." Benson said. "Uh, Benson, I think you're forgetting something, like basic math! We don't have ANY tickets yet!" (Y/n) said. "(Y/n), No." Benson pulls out his wallet. "We're actually gonna be paying with cash." He pulls out a dollar bill. "How much is that gonna be? Ten, fifteen bucks?" He asked.

"Don't hold your breath, Benson." (Y/n) mumbled. "One million tickets, sir. If you like, all of our price listings for our items are on the wall." Diego said. "Well, can we just buy the tickets?" Muscle Man asked. "Tickets are a penny each." The groundskeepers all groan. "Told ya." (Y/n) said. "Nice, what's that, like, ten bucks?" Rigby asked. "Dude, it's not ten bucks. It's ten thousand dollars." Mordecai said. "Wow, really?" Rigby asked. Benson turns to the other groundskeepers.

"Alright, bad news, everybody. We're gonna to have to win some tickets if we're gonna get those dice." He said. "Uh, yeah, we were right here the whole time." Skips said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Picking up some sass off of (Y/n), are you?" Benson asked him, and Skips shrugs. "It's go time!" Muscle Man said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Hi Five Ghost, Muscle Man and Skips all seven-way high-five. First, (Y/n) ends up playing a game similar to Pac Man, successfully winning the game, Rigby plays air hockey. He beats three kids: one in a blue shirt, one in a blue sweatshirt, and another in braces, the last of which cries as Rigby dances while the tickets print out of the slot. Next, Mordecai is playing Skeeze Ballz.

Mordecai is added every time he rolls the ball into the hole in the center, up to three Mordecais. After that, Skeeze Ball is being rolled up the ramp, and turning into a token that gets entered into a slot when the ball goes airborne. Then, Skips plays a game called "T-Nuggets." Skips smashes the nuggets with a mallet every time one comes up, eventually smashing the machine with it. Then, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are playing Dance Like a Loser 3. When they start, they dance [though Hi Five Ghost uses his hands] as the image goes into a grid view that eventually turns into six views of Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost playing.

Finally, the groundkeepers do another seven-way high-five under the words. They now have earned 980,000 tickets. "Alright, guys, I got some bad news. We're 20,000 tickets short of the fuzzy dice. And what's worse, is that we only have one token left. But I've noticed one game that gives out more tickets than all the others." Benson said. "Skeeze Ballz. This will have to be a team effort." He points out the timer and the balls. "The faster we go, the more chances to throw the balls we get.

So I want everyone to line up, and when the balls drop—" M&R laugh at the sexual innuendo, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes and Benson facepalms. "Ugh... when the game starts, you throw, and get back in line. Now let's roll!" Benson said. Benson inserts a token, and the game starts. He throws the ball up the ramp, followed by (Y/n), Rigby, and Mordecai, who score 3,000, 5,000 and 5,000, respectively. Skips then throws his ball, followed by Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, who score higher scores of 10,000 and 15,000. The timer shows that there are five seconds left. "Hurry!" Rigby takes another throw, but the ball bounces away. There's three seconds left, and 990,000 points scored.