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"(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Oh, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. Ok, yes, yes, you're definitely not on the list." He said. "I don't believe you." Mordecai said. "What?" The bouncer asked. "Let me see the list." (Y/n) said. "You wanna see the list?" The bouncer asked. "Yeah. Let me see the list!" (Y/n) shouted. "Ready to get your minds blown?, 'Cause here it is." He reveals to them that there's nothing but blank pages. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. "Boooooooooom! That's right, nobody is on the list." The bouncer said. "But, but-" Mordecai said, but the bouncer walks away. "Now wait in line with everyone else." He said. "Man, what a jerk." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! What do we do now?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) takes out her phone. "I'm calling Margaret, she'll get us in." She said.

~Meanwhile~

Margaret's phone rings while the music is super loud inside the club called "Box" and Margaret, Sam and Eileen are dancing. "Hey, have you girls seen (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby?" Sam asked. "Not yet." Eileen said. "I wonder what's keeping them?" Margaret asked. "You think (Y/n) knows you've planned on coming to this party, just so you can dance with her?" Eileen asked Sam. "Ha, ha. Very funny. Maybe I should call them." Sam said. "Don't worry, they'll show. But, there is something we should talk to you about, Sam." Eileen said, and he looks confused. "Really? What is it?" He asked. "It's your crush on (Y/n).

We know how much you like her right now, but..." Eileen trails off. "You know her two best friends Mordecai and Rigby, right?" Margaret asked. "Duh, they're always with her, or vice versa. And they're pretty cool dudes." Sam said. The girls look at each other worriedly for a moment before looking back at Sam. "Sam, I... I think it's important that we tell you that those two..." "love her?" Sam asked, and their eyes widened in surprise. "Wait, you knew?" Margaret asked,

and Sam playfully rolls his eyes. "Duh, that's something that literally everyone knows. At least all of their friends, anyway." Sam then sighs. "Look, I know those two both have a thing for her, but neither of them have managed to make a move on her yet, so I thought there was nothing wrong with trying to do it myself, you know?" He sighs again. "I just wish one of them if not both would say something to her about it. I don't understand why they haven't yet. And,

do we even know if (Y/n) has the same feelings for them? I mean maybe she does. I really have no idea." Sam said. The two girls were silent for a few minutes. "Yeah, the whole thing is kind of complicated." Eileen said. "And she'll only be able to choose one of them even if that were the case. So no matter what, someone is going to get hurt." Sam said worriedly. Margaret and Eileen look at each other worriedly. "Yeah, we see what you mean." Margaret said. "Well, she could be in a polyamory relationship with them." Eileen giggled, and Sam snickers. "Right." He said. "If they're okay with that." He said. "Well maybe, if neither of them have the guts to make a move on her, we'll just have to help them with that." Margaret smirks. "You mean like a setup? Smart thinking." Sam said. "Or more like, we have one of them dance with (Y/n) tonight instead." Margaret smirks. "I like the way you think." Sam said.

~Meanwhile~

"Hey. This is Margaret. Leave a message." Her voicemail said, "Ugh! She's not answering." (Y/n) said. Rigby sighs. "Come on, man. Let's just wait in this dumb line" Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are waiting in line to get into "The Box", completely bored. " Ugh! This is taking forever. It's already 10:45!" Mordecai said. "First time here for you, fellas?" A man in line asked. "Yeah." The trio said. "Ha! No worry. You gettin' used to the waiting after a while." The man said. "Do you come here a lot?" (Y/n) asked. "Every night, man! I love it! Love's my dancin', I'm manglin' with the ladies. Well, I love the idea of that stuff. I've never actually been inside. But it sounds like a lot of fun, right? Can you imagine what it's like in there? Are you imagining?" The man asked.

"Wait, how long have you've been waiting to get in?" Mordecai asked. "About 11 years." The man said. "11 years?!" (Y/n) asked. "Uhh..." Rigby said. More club members get into The Box, and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and the Party Club Man finally get to the front of the line. "Alright!" Mordecai said. "'Bout time!" Rigby said. The bouncer stops the trio and the Party Club Man. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up guys," he points at the Party Club Man. "You. Come on." He lets the Party Club Man go in. " What?!" The trio asked. "Really?" The man asked. "Yeah. Come on." The club bouncer said. "Oh, yes! HA-HA-HA! ELEVEN YEARS!!! HA-HA-HA! SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE, SUCKAS!