Valentino: Fucking angel dust. Who the hell else would I be talking about that fucking slut walked out on me. Me. I fucking made him

He then walked away to one of his closests

Valentino: without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes

Vox: Angel quit?

Valentino: No he didn't fucking quit. It's worse he moved! He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else. Can you fucking believe that and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter?

Vox: angel is living with Lucifer's daughter now?

Valentino: yeah, that bitch. Chalkie, or chandler, or idk something mannish like that she's got this hotel and which of these makes me look sexier?

He said turning to vox holding two guns one pink and gold and one black and gold

Vox: [chuckles] what are you doing, Val? You aren't going over there are you

Valentino: that slippery twink is going to remember who owns him.

Vox: Val [chuckles] think about it our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whore around town will do for our image?

Valentino: uh fuck it up?

Vox: right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: no

Vox: Exactly and hey you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere so you should....?

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox: Great idea. Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks.

Valentino: [sigh] but I really wanted to shoot somone.

Vox: I'll call up the lowest earners this month

Valentino:oh you know me too well

Valentino:you know, angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel

Vox:who someone who owes you money

Valentino: [chuckles] someone who owes us much more that money. The radio demon and your friend are there

Vox:what did you just say?

Valentino: you heard me

Vox: Alastor came back and he is with Lucifer's daughter and my friend and that wasn't the first fucking thing you told me?!

Valentino:hey, killing alastor is your link.

He said leaning on a desk turning on a camera viewing the hotel and watching sir Pentious get beaten up by alastor

He then ripped a piece of alastor coat then got blasted away by alastor

Valentino talked about being upset angel was flirting with someone

While vox was incredibly angry


Vox: FUCk..

At a meeting with the vees

Vox: we have a problem alastor is getting close to little princess morning star. So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's brat and that smiling freak.

Velvet: well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave

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