If I was in transformers ✨scenarios✨

Part two

How I would react to transformers situations.



Ironhide's death scene.

Sentinel: *about to kill hide.*
Me: *taps shoulder*
Me: "do it and I will turn you into a human, peel the skin from your bones, gouge your eyes out with my bare hands then cut off your tongue with a heated knife and then shove it up.your.ass. So, is it worth what you're about to do?" *grins like a maniac on crack*
Sentimental: *sweating bullets* "no"
Me:"wise choice."
Ironhide: "what in the name of primus?"

If I was in sam's place in the first movie

Me:*running with the allspark.*
Me:*gets to roof*
Megatron:"give me the allspark human and I will keep you as a pet."
Me:"Never you frickin perv!"
Megatron:*realizes*
Me:"I'm 14! You're like a million! NaStY!"
Megatron:"I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT STUPID FLESH BAG!"
Me:"what did you just call me?"
Megatron:"you heard me! Now hand it over!"
Me: *turns to Optimus* "so how attached are you to him? Is it okay if i disembowel him slowly and then rip him apart little by little?"
Megatron:"YOU DARE THREATEN ME FLE-"
Me:*choking him.*
Me:*grinning* "yes I dare you bucket headed piranha mouthed metallic dinosaur."
Me:"you want this correct?" *destroyed allspark to nothing but ash then blows away*
Me:*drops Megatron* "later Megab-"
Mom: "SOPHIA! LANGUAGE!"
Me:"sorry!!"

During the factory scene in age of extinction

Josh:"we don't need you."
Me:*kicks open door with a big nerf gun*
Me*fires at his balls and head*
Me:"YOU MY NOT NEED THEM BUT I CAN TELL YE THIS FOR FREE, I DO BALDIE!"
Josh:*crumpled on the floor*
Me:*throws glitter bombs at him and other scientists that try to get close*
Scientists:*all backing away hands in the air*
Me:"now I have some robots to disintegrate, see y'all later."
Me:*glaring at josh* "if I catch you pulling this crap again, I'll turn you into a scalp belt."
Optimus:"what the frag."
Hound:"can we keep her?"
Kade knowing what a scalp belt is:*holding back laughter*

If I got kidnapped by knockout

Me:*walking*
Knockout:"hey, wanna go for a ride?"
Me:"sir?!"
Knockout:"no! I mean in a ride to McDonald's or something."
Me:"do you have skittles?"
Knockout:"sure."
Me:*gets in.*
Knockout:*pedal to the medal*
Me:"hey you pass McDonalds!">:0
Knockout:*doesn't respond*
Me:*slowly gets out a 4 pounds of purple glitter*
Knockout:"what's that?"
Me:"glitter, a substance that once gets on a surface, especially fabric, never leaves."
Knockout:"you're bluffing."
Me:"you want to find out?"
Knockout:*grumbles and goes back to McDonalds*

In the scene from the lost night where the crazy lady is going to slap Optimus

Crazy femme: *is about to slap Optimus*
Me:*grabs her hand and snaps it off*
Crazy femme:"AHHHH HOW DARE YOU!"
Me:"glitch, how dare YOU! You were about to hurt the bean, and DESTROY MY WORLD. With children and animals and plants and families and ecosystems! HOW DARE YOU take it upon yourself to just kill them all! HOW DARE YOU be so selfish and narcissistic to not care! And HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HURT THE THING THAT IS TRYING IS DAM BEST TO PROTECT IT ALL! YOU THINK UNICRON IS SO BAD, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR! by doing this:"
Me:*jesters to earth*
Me:"You are no better than him, you will be even worse. But, then again, you don't give two craps."
Crazy femme:*shocked silence*
Optimus:*wondering who the frag I am*
Crazy femme:"who are you?"
Me:*smirking like a madman* "your worst nightmare glitch."
Me:*kills her*
Optimus:*silent panic*

If I had a roast battle with starscream

Star:"pathetic excuse for a human flesh bag, you weakling. The only thing you're good for is target practice and entertainment. You couldn't protect yourselves against a bug. Primus, you ARE bugs!"
Me:"I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Vehicons:*excited*
Me:"you gay aft, you look like a Dorito with long arms. Boy, or should I say gurl? It hard to tell with them high heels as feet. Call me an insect? Look at you! YOU CANNOT BE KILLED. You basically a insecticon equivalent to a roach! Your talk big but boy you like a Chihuahua, act fierce but the second your actually challenged you cower tail between your legs."
Vehicons:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Star:
>:(
Me:
>:3

The end 💖