If I was in transformers ✨scenarios✨

Part one

How I would react to transformers situations pt2



If Megatron kept me as a pet

Megatron: come here pet
Me: for the last time, STOP CALLING ME PET
Megatron: you're cute when you're angry.
Me: *slowly raises middle fingers* then ima bout to be gorgeous.
Megatron: Sophia no-
Me: gremlin mode activated.
Megatron: here we go again. KNOCKOUT GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE
Me: nooooo!!!! *runs away top speed*
Megatron and Knockout: *trying to catch me*

Bumblebee death in tfp

Megatron: *beating up bumblebee*
Megatron: *stops* why do I hear boss music?
All bumblebee lovers: *walking in battle ready, me in the lead*
Me: "FOR DA BEEEEE!!!!"
All the bumblebee lovers: "FOR THE BEEEEE!!!!"
Megatron: "what in the name of unicron?"
Us:*charging at him and beating the scrap outa him*
Me: *heals bumblebee*
Megatron:*knocked out cold*
Us:*leaves after each giving bee a hug*
Bee: ^confused buzzing^

First movie battle

Megatron and Optimus: *getting ready to fight*
Music: *starts playing 'do you?' And no one can move*
Me:* rises out of the dirt*
Me (mouthing): 'do you love me?'
Me: *fixing everything*
(Me): 'do you need me?'
Me: *walks over to Sam and grabs the allspark, then walks over to the battle scene*
Me: *looks directly in the eyes of Megatron and Optimus, then take a bite out of the allspark*
Me: *walks off as song ends* ciao.

If I was in the first movie and i already grabbed the allspark

Me: *rocking out to music with allspark*
Me: *stops when I hear footsteps*
Optimus and the others coming over and seeing me: *visible confusion*
Ironhide: *points a gun at me*
Optimus: ironhide no.
Me: *chanting* do it! Do it! Do it!
Ironhide: *shoots*
Me:*still alive*
Music: * 'can't touch this' plays*
Me: now if you'll excuse me, I have a certain bot to lure into a trap, with this lovely little thing as bait.
Optimus: you need to destroy that, it's to powerful.
Me: okay fine. *takes bite like it's an apple*
Me: hmm, tastes weird, but not bad to be honest.
Literally everyone that witnessed this: *shocked silence*

Knockout challenges me.

Knockout: if you win a race against me, I have to get a scratch on me, but if you win, you have to tell Megatron how you feel.
Me: your on!
Knockout so where shall we race?
Me: Rainbow Road!
Knockout: I haven't raced on that one
Me: *gets Mario cart*
Knockout: why do I hear boss music?

Me: *wins Mario cart*
Knockout: *in shock*
Me: *puts purple paint on him*
Knockout: *grimacing and cringing hard*

Knockout: *wins*
Me: DAAAAAANNNGGG IIITTTTTT
Me: *walks over to Megs*
Megatron: what do you require?
Me: if you can decode the message u will get a prize
Me: iodine, lutetium vanadium, uranium
Me:*runs off*
Megs: *realizing*

If the autobots looked at my phone

Bumblebee: *wondering who Charlie is*
Bulkhead: *covering miko's eyes*
Ratchet: *looking for a big enough wrench to throw at me*
Optimus:*traumatized*
Wheeljack: wait I die?
Smokescreen:*walking away*
Arcee: *pointing a gun at the phone*
Cliffjumper: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS KILL ME
Mangnus: wait why is Optimus looking like that- o-oh my primus.... *throws up*

If the decepticons got my phone

Just utter chaos. Nothing more. There is fire, vehcons running around, code red sirens, Starscream rocking in a ball, knockout sobbing, Megatron contemplating life choices, etc. it's pretty bad. So it was a success! :D

Ze fin~ 💖