Alfie: Oh look the creator felt so generous they decided to do another one today
"Are you a single? Nah, i'm an album"
"Don't stress over things, stress means...Stalemate Treats on Reassured - that's how that's used right?"
"Math is just mental abuse, spell homework backwards it spells krowemoh and that's an evil spell in latin for abuse - not very nice for teachers to do"
"When in doubt remember, FISH...F*ck it, sh*t happens"
"Shine so bright that it burns people's eyes the f*ck out!"
"You are the type of flower that can still grow after a forest fire ...that I caused"
"You wear a smile like a loaded gun - I love that smile!"
"They can copy your clothes but they can never copy your spirit and your attitude"
"When the police knocks at your door, tell them that they should say please first because that's manners"
"Do whatever you want but also do it because they said you couldn't, that's what motivates me!"
*Burns a building down*
Atticus: NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF RECORDING!
Alfie: You said I can't???
*Burns another building while running away*
Atticus: OH GOD!
Alfie: I hope you enjoyed this - I am running away from my brother right now - okay bye!
YOU ARE READING
Alfie's Daily Encouragement
RandomHere is where Alfie will give you the best encouragement ever with a little bit of laughter to help your day be better, all out of love too ♥️
