Random incorrect quotes from a book series in writing. Guess which person is the villain just from reading these. And try to guess which countries these little goobers are from. (HEY, I'M NOT LITTLE! -said by the 6'2 woman Viktoriya herself)
Viktoriya: Yeah I have this headache that comes and goes.
Rhine: *Walks in.*
Viktoriya: Aaaand it's back
Rhine: I want to change the world.
Viktoriya: For better, right?
Rhine: …
Viktoriya: …
Rhine: ………….
Viktoriya: Just answer fucking question.
Emerie: Viktoriya, how high are you?
Viktoriya: *drunk out of her mind* nO iT's ‘Hi hOw aRe yOu’
Rhine: I could kill you if I want.
Viktoriya: Oh yeah? So could Rasmus.
Rhine: But-
Viktoriya: Or cat.
Rhine: Uhhhhhhhhh…..
Viktoriya: or very dedicated goose or swan.
Rhine: …..
Viktoriya: You aren't very special German Shortie, you know that.
Céleste: *banging on door*
Céleste: Viktoriya! Open up!
Viktoriya: Well it all started when my dad-
Céleste: That's not what I meant-
Emerie: No no, let her finish.
Tae Ji: I can't eat this.
Rhine: Why?
Tae Ji: It's too hot.
Rhine: Well you're way hotter and I still eat y-
Viktoriya: One dinner…I JUST WANT ONE DINNER
Alex: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Carlo: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Céleste: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Viktoriya: I joined you in dumb stuff
Emerie: *crying* AND I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
Rhine: Yeah! I love all my kids!
Rhine: Will, Elsa, Gretta, Hans, Guey, and…
Rhine: *rolls up sleeves to look at Joleanna’s smudged name*
Rhine: Uhhhhhhhh, Reanna
Carlo: Rhine, we are literally going yo take her away from you
Alex: So how did you guys get in that car crash?
Emerie: Well, Viktoriya was driving, and I saw a deer and yelled, “Viktoriya deer!”
Viktoriya: …
Emerie: Tell her what your response was.
Viktoriya: …
Viktoriya: “Yes honey?”
Rhine to Tae Ji: Stop being so cute, or I'll punch you in the lips
Rhine: Very softly
Rhine: With my own lips.
Everyone: So what happened?
Viktoriya, with a bunch of wounds: You want long or short version?
Everyone: Short version
Viktoriya: Shit escalated
Viktoriya: Like, real fast
Emerie to Viktoriya: Don't do drugs
Emerie: Do me instead
Viktoriya: *slaps them while also >///<*
Viktoriya: How does it feel to be worst person in world?
Rhine: Shut up, your mother buys you megablocks instead of Legos
Joleanna: Sorry, dad. I called you by accident
Rhine: It's okay. I made you by accident-
*Angry Viktoriya noises in the background*
Rhine: *Does literally anything*
Rhine: Why do I hear boss music?
*Angry Viktoriya and Iris noises*
Rhine: I'm going to ask you one time, where's Viktoriya?
Michael, playing dumb: I'll do you one better, who's Viktoriya?
Finn: I'll do you one better, why is Viktoriya-?!
*Rhine filming Viktoriya and Emerie hugging or kissing*
Rhine: What the fuck is this allowed?
Rhine to Koiona: Is that allowed?
Emerie: Rhine stop-
Carlo: Viktoriya I need some dating advice
Viktoriya: Just because I married Emerie doesn't mean I know how I did it
Viktoriya: I've only had Iris for day and half
Viktoriya: But if anything happens to her I'll kill everyone in room and then myself
Carlo during a Volkova family argument: Guys, violence isn't the answer
Emerie, also trying to help: He's right
Viktoriya: Yes, violence is question
Iris with an AK-47: AND THE ANSWER IS YES-
Emerie: Let me see what you have
Iris: A RIFLE
Emerie: NO-
Viktoriya: *is sad*
Emerie: Time for-
Viktoriya: NO-
Emerie: *jumps onto Viktoriya* SNUGGLES YES
Have fun >:)
(P.S. Emerie and Alex are American. Also, you don't have to guess Iris's nor Micheal's nationalities. Also I know I gave Rhine's nationality away. Thank you very much. Guess what his career is. I'll enjoy correcting you guys in the comments.)
