After everything the newest cast of Total Drama has been through, they're ready to leave behind the spotlight and go back to having a regular life.
But with crazy fans, terrible food and worse people, and the return of one crazy host turned princip...
We start the episode with the four guys sitting down in Ripper's RV.
"A CHILD?! NO. NO NO NO! THAT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!"
-Damien
"Yeah, I could excuse the whole marriage thing, I honestly didn't think you guys would work out."
-Karl
(Oh right, Karl's redesign)
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"Dude.. don't waste anyway your life on a child while you're still a millionaire man.."
-Zee
"But.. Axel wants-!"
-Ripper
"RIPPER! What do YOU want?!"
-Damien
"A kiss..?"
-Ripper
Karl then gives Ripper a smooch on the cheek.
"Thanks."
-Ripper
"Do you NEED a child right now?"
-Damien
"N-No..."
-Ripper
"GOSH! What happened to you big guy?! I remember back in the day people would tell horror stories about you! I was genuinely a little curious meeting you!"
-Karl
"Wow! Did I ever get any horror stories?"
-Zee
"Nope, only angry rants by the Latin community."
-Karl
"Awh man..."
-Zee
"Hey! Look! I'm just gonna try and do what makes Axel happy!"
-Ripper
Ripper stomps his way out of the RV and slams the door.
"UGH! This cannot be happening! What are we gonna do?!"