Neville: How can you still say that?
Y/n: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Y/n: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Ernie, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Y/n, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Fred: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Y/n, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Fred: Perfect.
Y/n: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Ezekiel: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
Y/n: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Zacharias: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Y/n: I'm sorry I'm late I got caught up doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Fred: I'm "a couple of things."
George: And I'm "got distracted."
Y/n: Guys what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fred: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
George: Thank you for your sacrifice, Percy.
Y/n: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Harry: Throw rocks at he.
Ron: Hot Dogs.
Hermione: Kill him.
Y/n: Thanks guys.
Any Fictional Guy: *angrily presses You against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
You: ...
You: Are we about to kiss-
(you know i'm right.)
Y/n: We call that a traumatic experience.
Y/n, turning to Harry: Not a "bruh moment".
Y/n, turning to Hermione: Not "sadge".
Y/n, turning to Ron: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Hermione: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Harry: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Hermione: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Harry: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Y/n: Looks like someone's a HO.
Ron: NaBrO.
Draco: I'm done with all of you!
Dean: I really like Eminem.
Y/n, only knowing the candy: I prefer skittles.
Harry: They are talking about the rapper.
Y/n: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Hermione: So what's for dinner?
Y/n: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Hermione: ...
Hermione: Is it soup?
Y/n: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Hermione: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Y/n: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Hermione: STOP!
*one hour later*
Hermione: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
Luna: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Y/n!
Y/n: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Y/n: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Fred: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Y/n: But you're always acting stupid?
Fred: ...
Fred: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
(I found another one that's from Harry Potter, woah look.)
Dumbledore: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Harry: Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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