Ben told Miranda that he was going out drinking with 19. He said they had a big save today and wanted to celebrate. She was okay with it but warned him not to stay out too late just like when he went drinking with his resident class. However, as midnight came Ben was still out. Miranda found herself very frustrated with her husband and just went to bed. But around 1 am there was constant knocking at the door. She threw her robe on and hurried downstairs. She opened the door to Dean and Ben.
"Hey Bailey" Dean smiled
"Dean, is my husband drunk" She looked at him. Dean was obviously holding Ben up and Ben was doing his best to look sober.
"Okay I can explain" Ben raised his hand
"We may have gotten carried away" Dean put Ben's hand down "Sorry about that"
Dean walked in and helped Ben on the couch before leaving.
"Benjamin" She tapped his cheek
"Hey beautiful" He smiled
"You need a shower you smell like Whiskey"
"Do I" He laughed sniffing himself
"Come on here" She pulled on him to lift him up
"Woah there you strong" He laughed standing up. He stumbled his way to their bathroom to take a shower.
He took off his shirt and flexed
"Why are you flexing" She asked
"I look sexy as hell" He smiled "like I could be a stripper or something"
"I need you to get in that shower, Ben"
He ignored his wife's plea for him to get in the shower and just wrapped his arms around her and stood behind her. He started humming Laffy Taffy. Then he suddenly started full-blown yelling the lyrics
"Ben the shower"
"I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum. I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick. I wanna dun dun dunt. 'Cause you so thick" He sang and slapped her ass hard making her yelp
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher. Cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for a long time" He humped her and laughed
(A/N If you're unfamiliar with the song)
"You need to stop playing these games and get in the shower" She pulled his hands off her
"Wanna see me strip" He smirked unfastening his pants and slowly pulled them down. He continued to sing as he tried to seductively take off his clothes
"Girl, shake dat laffy taffy. That laffy taffy. Shake that laffy taffy. That laffy taffy"
"Ben get in the shower" She pointed
"You know you turned on by all this girl" He stepped in the shower "Hey you love me" He laughed as the water hit his face "God knows I love you"
"Yes, Ben I love you"
"Miranda you was gonna let me drown in here" He stepped back making the water hit his chest instead
"Ben please just take the shower" She sighed
"Right, so you can lay next to me and smell me all night" Ben finished his shower and wrapped his towel around himself. Miranda helped him out of the shower. He was slightly sobering up yet still tipsy.
She laid him on the bed and sat next to him
