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Private messages between Garcia and Hotch

Hotch: do you reckon we should make a groupchat for us all for work purposes

Garcia: i mean it would be more helpful instead of shouting across the bullpen that there is a case we need to get on with

Hotch: okay thanks Garcia

Garcia: your welcome sir

Hotchner added Rossi,Spencer.Derek,Emily,Garcia and Jem to a group chat

Derek: seriously a work group chat

Hotchner: yes and for work purposes only

Rossi: Aaron that is not happening ever

Jem: yeah absolutely not

Emily: that is not happening with me Jem, hotch and derek

Hotch: why am I involved in this

Jem: because you like to annoy me all the time

Hotch: your always starting the fights

Jem: your a liar

Derek: pretty sure you started a fight with her the other day

Emily: yea what was that over

Hotch: she wouldn't give me her chocolate that I BOUGHT her

Derek: thats fair but why are you buying her chocolate and not us

Hotch: she gave me the money for it and plus she helped me finish my files

Derek: oh

Hotch: I deserved some

Jem: omg you are so annoying i hate you

Rossi: Jem please calm down

Jem: no im pissed off

Rossi: GREENAWAY!

Jem:...

Emily: HELP

JJ: what have i missed

Emily: Jem getting pissed off like usual

JJ: so nothing

Emily: yea basically

Garcia: i dont like how perfectly normal it is for hotch and jem to argue :((

Derek: i find it so amusing

Garcia: well i dont so

JJ: lets just leave it at that shall we

Jem: can i go home early i so tired

Rossi: no but you can sleep on the couch in my office if you want if you want have a nap

Jem: yes please

Rossi: come on up then kiddo

Jem: thanks pasta man

Rossi: anytime kid

3hours later

Jem: im back guys

Emily: that was a long nap

Jem: yea well i was tired what did i miss

Derek: part if a case

Jem: oh shit

Hotch: no its fine I told the others to let you sleep

Jem: thanks hotch

Jem: im hungry

Emily: GET FOOD THEN

JJ: i wouldnt upset Jem when shes just woke up em bad idea done it before and i almost died

Jem: girl JJ no i didnt. Calm down didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Emily: Oh my god

JJ: Do not do it Emily

Jem: do what

Emily: nothing

Emily steals your chocolate of your desk

Jem: HEY GIVE IT BACK

Jem: that bit was for Hotch i felt bad after the argument

Emily: I. Do. Not. Care.

Rossi: Emily give it back that was mean especially if she is giving it to some one else

Emily: fine

Rossi: how about i bring everyone some chocolate tomorrow

Emily: YES

Next day in the group chat

Jem: where has my stuff gone off my desk all there is, is the chocolate bar Rossi gave us all

Emily: wasnt me

Jem: DEREK WHY

Derek: WHAT DID I DO I HAVNT EVEN SEEN YOU TODAY

Jem: ONE OF YOU TWO IS LYING

Emily: fine it was me

Jem: I HATE YOU EMILY

Hotch: Jem calm down

Jem: fine but where is all my stuff

Emily: in Garcias office

Jem went and got her stuff back and derek helped her put it back where it was

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