Something happened. Something bad. Something really bad. Something really, really bad.
Or that's how Anakin would say it. This was war. He was prepared for anything. If he saw Obi-Wan jump from a windou shouting: "Banana bread is sacred!", he wouldn...
So I really needed to create the photos mentioned in the previous chapter so I decided to write a chapter from the Jedi chat that totally exists. It's not always really accurate since I created it using AI. I hope you enjoy it.
!WARNING FOR SOME LIGHT SWEARING!
UR_DAD: My lil' Wolffe 🥰🥰🥰
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SOKAAHSOKA: Awwwwwww, tell him it's cute 💖
MACEWINDOW: Tell you didn't spend the Republic's budget on party caps. Tell me this is fake.
UR_DAD: No, it's not
MACEWINDOW: Why do I get the feeling that whatever mission we give you, you always adopt something?
GREEN_BEAN: Because right, that is.
UR_DAD: Even you have to admit he's cute, @MACEWINDOW
MACEWINDOW: Hahaha no Wait... Why is my name @MACEWINDOW again? SKYWALKER!!!
THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: What?
MACEWINDOW: If you don't stop changing my name, you I will never grant you the rank of master!
THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: What? That would be outrageous and unfair
SOKAAHSOKA: Calm down, Skyguy Sorry master, we commited only three warcrimes today so he has a lot of unused energy
LUMINARA_U: Padawan, I find your behavior very unjedi like
SOKAAHSOKA: I totally give a fuck
GREEN_BEAN: When in your age I was, expelled from the Jedi order, you would get
WOOKIEBOY: Unfortunately, we don't have enough Jedi nowadays
MACEWINDOW: We no longer expel people. Only under false accusation
GREEN_BEAN: Right, that is.
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SOKAAHSOKA: Rex took a nap 🤩
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THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: Hide, Snips, Rex is after you
SOKAAHSOKA: Oh, shit!
GREEN_BEAN: 1 a.m. it is, normal are you, hmmm?
SOKAAHSOKA: Not, really, master Yoda
AYALA_GURL: I have some serious competition
SOKAAHSOKA: No, Rex is the cutest!
AYALA_GURL: Bly💖
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SOKAAHSOKA: A cutie but Rex is better
UR_DAD: Wolffe is the cutest
AYALA_GURL: No, Bly is!
GREEN_BEAN: Why waste time teaching negotiations, do we?
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SOKAAHSOKA: Alright, fuck y'all. Cody is the cutest
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THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: Is that... I'm gonna blackmail Obi-Wan with this!
SOKAAHSOKA: They are so cute 💖💖💖
THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: Wait... where did you even get that photo?
SOKAAHSOKA: From Rex
THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: Where the hell did Rex get that photo?
SOKAAHSOKA: From someone from the 212th
THE_LITERAL_CHOSEN_ONE: Makes sense ig
So... Who is the cutest commander? Let me know in comments.
