'Just execute us, its better than this'
Minho
Hoe Hoe HoeFelix
No no, you got it all wrongSanta goes ho ho ho
Minho
Whoever the fuck said
I was quoting Santa?Jisung
Excuse me but which other
old man breaks into peoples' housesAnd goes ho ho ho?
Chan
Whoever says Chan is going to jail!Jeongin
Christopher!Seungmin
Dang, he beat me to itJeongin
You've been slacking off the
evil list, grandpaSeungmin
Did you just call me a grandpa?Hyunjin
Question, I have a question?Changbin
Where's Yin?Minho
Who cares?Seungmin
I do!I mean I do not*
Anybody buying that?
Jeongin
Depends on how much you're
selling itJisung
Excuse me?Hyunjin's question? I'm very curious
Hyunjin
Right, thanks buddyIsn't Santa you know?
How do I put this nicely?
Felix
Like isn't he too fat to fit
through the chimney?Chan
Its part of the Christmas miracleJisung
Maybe he shrinks himselfMinho
Or uses the front door
And trick people by saying he uses the chimneyChangbin
Who uses the front door?Jeongin
Back door all the wayFelix
Using the front door ✖Using the back door ✔
Seungmin
How did we go from Minho hoe-ing
To Santa to back doors?Jeongin
ScienceHyunjin
I approveMinho
That I'm sexy?
That has already been establishedSeungmin
Whatever you say Minnie mouseChan
You're also a Minnie mouseJisung
And you're the sugar daddyChangbin
How in the world?Yin
I mean duh, Chan is obviously
the older guy with lots of moneyHyunjin
Woo, he can take you to a restaurantJisung
Anymore wow reference and I'll ho ho ho you in the faceYinnie you ghosted us 🙁
Yin
Jfsagjldsaadjk
No, I would neverYou guys make me as jolly as a Roger
Minho
Aww, that almost touched
my nonexistent heartChangbin
He's lying Yin
That made him smileMinho
Say goodbye to gyuChangbin
Ow! Chan Hyung, Minho kicked
my jiggle bellsChan
Let's stop exposing and threatening and hurting peopleFelix
Yeah! Let's be molly and MarySeungmin
Jolly and merry*
Jisung
Question, I have a question!Ever wonder why Santa's tummy is so big?
Yin
Maybe that's where he stores
Some Christmas giftsSeungmin
Don't ruin my thoughts
Please!Chan
Yin honey, no, just please no!---------------• ° -💛- ° •---------------
A Christmas related chapter thingy
Hope it was okay?
Anyways hi, how are you?
Pls vote and commentHave a lovely Christmas
Thanks
Cya💙
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Chaos 2 | Stray kids
FanfictionHere we go again! eight boys + one girl = Chaos. ________________ • Chaos' sequel • When stray kids meets Yin • Interactive story _________________