"And we're back! Merry Christmas!" Chan cheered, having collected his stray kids in his apartment after hours of waiting (courtesy: Minsung. Don't ask what they were doing, there are children here).
"Merry Christmas, everyone!" Felix chirped, flailing his sweater paws around.
"And as Oli London once said, 'Merri Krismas, doseyo'," Jeongin had to add that. (a/n: i have been WAITING to use this for a month now)
"This child is cursed," Changbin remarked, shaking his head.
"Oliyeyo."
Changbin almost smashed his own head on the wall, and then he realized that his beautiful face did not need this abuse over a common Oli London, so he strutted over to the kitchen like a diva.
"What's in the menu?" Felix asked.
"Me n u," Hyunjin attempted his rizz, winking. Behind him, Seungmin sighed, holding a bag of chips, dejectedly saying, "Potato chips, guys, it's potato chips."
"Turn up the music, y'all!" Chan was excited for no reason.
"Guys, hear me out," Minho spoke, "What if... Instead of Christmas songs... Play-"
"The Twilight saga theme?" Jisung intervened.
"-3RACHA songs. Wait, what's wrong with you?" Minho finished.
"Oh, yeah! 3RACHA!" Jeongin revived his inner soft stan.
Changbin, Chan, and Jisung paled, "...no."
"Why not?" Jeongin pouted, "It'll be fun!"
"You think Matryoshka is suitable for Christmas?" Changbin questioned.
"No, but Wow is."
"A song about rizzing up a girl when I actually do have a boyfriend? Oh, yes, Jeongin, I bet Santa is gonna blush about it wHEN WE PLAY IT AT MIDNIGHT!" Jisung ate.
"BESTIE ATEEEEEE!" Hyunjin hollered.
"Guys, choose a song at the count of three," Chan announced, "ONE!"
The seven chaotically all spoke at once:
"I think we should play some Twice songs!"
"Do you think death metal would suit?"
"DEATH METAL? BRO, IS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH ALRIGHT?"
"Minho, I'm gonna gift you a therapist on your birthday."
"His therapist is gonna need therapy after him."
"My boyfriend is so rizzy, he'd leave the therapist wanting more."
"...I'm gifting Jisung a therapist, too."
"TWO!" Chan counted.
"GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SPEAK!"
"AND HOW THE FUCK IS IT HUMANLY POSSIBLE? DO I BRAIN TRANSMIT IT TO YOU? DO YOU HAVE A CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN?"
"GUYS, THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
"I think we should play My Little Pony's theme!"
"I think I'm gonna throw this guy out."
"How about Oggy And The Cockroaches theme song?"
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Again, Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen Bang Chan decides to make a groupchat with his favorite boys yet again, well... the chaos returns with a bang! (pun not intended) - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - crack - sequel to Who Made This Groupchat?
