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Have Nots

Loser: Hello Spongy, made anyone cry today?
Spongy: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

Taco: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Blocky, Firey, & Loser: Okay.
Taco: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Blocky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Firey: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Loser: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Blocky: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Blocky: Oh my god, is this expired?
Blocky: *Takes another sip of milk*

Loser, in a room with Taco, Blocky, and Woody: It's calm in here.
Loser: It scares me...

Firey: I'm a reverse necromancer!
Flower: Isn't that just-
Taco: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying "oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe" is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It's fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Firey. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Firey. Fuck you.

Spongy: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Spongy: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

Flower: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!
Spongy: Flower, there's people that are dying.

Woody: Truth or dare?
Firey: Truth.
Woody: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firey:
Firey: Dare.
Woody: Go to sleep.
Firey: I don't like this game.

Firey: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Flower: Hey, Firey, how was your day?
Firey: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Flower* Hell.
Spongy, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

Taco: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Flower: ...what happened?
Taco: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Taco, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Woody, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Blocky, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Blocky: Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Blocky: —make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*

Spongy: So what's for dinner?
Woody: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Spongy: ...
Spongy: Is it soup?
Woody: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Spongy: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Woody: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Spongy: STOP!
*one hour later*
Spongy: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

Spongy: *Gasp*
Taco: wHAT??
Spongy: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Taco: *inhales*
Firey, in another room with Loser: Why can I hear screeching?

Spongy:"29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."
Spongy: Help.
Blocky: Forests,stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Woody: *walks in and sits on Blocky's lap*
The Squad: ...
Flower: Why are you sitting there?
Woody: There's no free seats!
Flower: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Blocky: *hugs Woody tightly* There are no free seats.

Taco: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
Taco: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.

Taco: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Blocky: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Taco: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Flower, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Taco: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Loser: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Woody: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Flower: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Blocky: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Spongy: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

Loser: My level of gay has reached "sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me".

Flower, texting: Taco, will you please go to sleep?
Taco, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Flower, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Flower, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Taco, texting: I'm trying
Flower, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Flower, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)

Firey: What do you want for breakfast, Blocky?
Blocky: Gay Cheerios.
Firey: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

Woody: I have a bad feeling about this...
Blocky: What do you mean?
Woody: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Blocky: No?
Flower: That actually explains so much.

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