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Golf Ball: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight?

Fries: Why?

Golf Ball: Pen fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Tennis Ball: Puffball doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Golf Ball: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Tennis Ball: ...I did. I broke it.

Golf Ball: No. No you didn't. TV?

TV: Don't look at me. Look at Puffball.

Puffball: What?! I didn't break it.

TV: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Puffball: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

TV: Suspicious.

Puffball: No, it's not!

Fries: If it matters, probably not, but Eraser was the last one to use it.

Eraser: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Fries: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Eraser: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fries!

Tennis Ball: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Golf Ball.

Golf Ball: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Puffball: Golf Ball... Pen's been awfully quiet.

Pen: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Golf Ball, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Golf Ball: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Golf Ball:

Golf Ball: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Pen: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Golf Ball?

Golf Ball: ...Not really.

Pen: Nothing?

Golf Ball: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

Puffball: Something tells me Eraser's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Eraser, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Pen isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

(I feel like he would do this)

Eraser: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Tennis Ball: Oh my god, really?!

Eraser: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.