intro to the states

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by Fun_Siz3d

by Fun_Siz3d

So, like, Americano got the states into a little theater like shit, even iggy and france--which were uhm... fighting. Yep!!!!!!!!--somehow. Anyway, so, like, since I'm lazy, here's how it went:

"Okay, y'all, so, like, I'm js gonna bring them out in groups by whoever the fuck I want, cuz idfk."

"OMFG, I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER, THIS FRENCH BITCH JS SAID HED FUCK M--" iggy yelled

"Now, I would say that's extreme." France said

"YOU LITERALLY SAID IT....MULTIPLE TI--" iggy yelled again 😔

"shut the fuck up or you'll be in a damn WHEELCH---" France said

"SO ANYWAYY6776AGAG!!!" Americano interrupted

Americano bitch finds a world map, AKA america...cuz...yeah???? Idfk, the intro to the states is usually boring asf in a line alphabetically but I forgot half my abcs and im going to cry myself to sleep if i do that.

Anyway.

"So, since yeah, we'll start off with a group of kiddos???"

Insert a herd of children.

"So, we got: Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, a tad bit o Minnesota, New Mexico, Montana, Wyoming, and Colorado...

"Anyway, so, like. We'll just start with the kiddos introducing themselves ig???" America said

"So...im Louisiana?? And.. uhm.. as of 2023... im kinda sorta really the second poorest state..." Louisiana said

"L!!" A random voice from what sounds like the middle of the country said.

"SHUT UP!!!!1!1!1!1!"

"I LOVE LOUISIANA CUZ THEY LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!!" France said.

"Nahhh, that's crazy." Louisiana said

"Anyway, I'm Arkansas!1!1!+!+!1! 25th state to join America, and, like, we're know for our, yk, southern biscuts with chocolate gravy!!" Arkansas said

"ARE KA----" that random ass voice said again.

"NO." Arkansas said

"Anyway!!!" A kid pushed through the crowd, "I'm Missouri, and since the author is from Missouri, im having the longest intro, do smth it!!! So, like, I'm the show me state, and fun fact!!! Mark Twain was born here!!! And Joesphine Baker... and George Washington Carver, Walt Disney was raised in Missour--"
*Missouri pauses*
"And I said 'L' and 'Are-Ka'--"

"Oklahoma here!!! And the shopping cart was invented by a dude in Oklahoma!! Yw!!!!" Oklahoma is js kewl like that

*after ALL the intros, not js the Louisiana purchase, like I'm sorry if you're reading this and your state isnt mentioned, but 3 states in enough out of ALOT.......and its 12am rn*

"So, yeah, anyway, I'm going to bed, buh byees!!!!" And americano and the other nations went to bed..

But.

A nation stayed up 😱😱😱😱

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I'm publishing the next chapter soon dw. Js needs a bit of crap.