rusame angst at 12am

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by Fun_Siz3d

by Fun_Siz3d

So, Americano boy fell asleep, and since i need the crazy ass plot, Russia goes stalker mode and stares at America b4 waking him up.

"America." Russia said creepy creep

"Ajshhahwuasuwiw *tired American noises every American HAS made atleast once, don't deny it.*"

"Wake up, I have important question." Russia huffed

"Isss it where I hoard my alcohol and gambling addicti-- IM JOKING." America said.

"blud." Russia deadpanned

"Shut tf up, WAIT OMG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME YOU CREEPY ASS BITCH!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!" America yelled

"question, so, yk how the states are personified????? Like how we saw in that meeting room or wtv." Russia asked, ignoring the prior shit.

"Yh, what about it." America asked, also ignoring the prior shit.

"Is alaska personified??"

"Yh."

"Can I have alaska back???"

"No."

"Damnit bro, but, like, since alaska is theoretically, mathematically, my kid and your kid. Does that mean alaska is OUR kid???" Russia huffed

"One. No communist shit here, two. No. You disownded them." America said cuz yeah

"js.. pretend comrade." Russia huffed

"Fine, oh. Em. Gee. Yes, alaska is OUR kid that's made into a rusame situation!!!1!1!1!1! Now let me sleep bitch."

"Oh, wow!!! Bitch you say??? I heard I have an axe."

"So, what I meant was--"

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Idfk whats happening, it's js crazy like that.

Short shit yay

Anywayyy!!!! It's almost x-mas. Yippee!!!