B.E:*dies and goes to Satan and gød*
Gød:Alright you ready for your funeral?
B.E:Yeah let's get it over with.
Gød:Alright now this is serious I want you to be serious now.
B.E:I got you I got you.
Vatican:Here lies the body of someone special.
B.E:Pff-Wait.Wait.Wait,why I look like that?
Gød:You look nice!
B.E:I look like I'm about to jump out the casket but go ahead.
Satan holding I'm his laughter:
Vatican:We are all dealing with the loss-
P.E:My bestie!
B.E and Satan holding in their laughter:
B.E:*still laughing*I'm so sorry!*laughter again*That,that caught me ofguard,that caught me ofguard,go ahead,go ahead.
Vatican:We will now have the viewing of the body.
P.E:*passes out*
Everyone:SOMEBODY HOLD HIM*mixed yelling*
B.E and satan:*More laughter*
Gød:*getting pissed of*
B.E:Gød I'm sorry it's a happy-
Satan:How he faint like that-*more laughter*
Britain:I love you father*Starts clapping his hands for some godknows reason*
B.E:why he playing paddiecake??
Satan:Why-why he playing paddiecake?
Gød getting pissed:Can you be serious please for one second?
B.E acting all inocent:OK,OK.
Gød:Thank you.
Vatican:The loss we are dealing with is sad but heaven has gained another angel.Fly,fly fly fly,fly high,fly high.
B.E:Boi boi,
Gød:What are you gonna do now??
B.E:Can I go do something real quick?
Satan:What?
Gød:What do you wanna do?
Satan:OK,go,go go!
Vatican:We are hurt,we-
B.E:💫RaWh💫
Vatican:*gasps*
B.E:*dead again*
*Chaos ensures*
B.E,Gød and Satan:*Laughing*
B.E:Wait,loo-oo-ook!
B.E:💫HeAr Me.💫
*More Chaos and yelling*
Gød:You went terrible!
Gød,B.E and Satan:*More laughter*
B.E:You play woma-woma-
B.E alive:💫F is for friends who do stuff together~💫
R.E:*through tears*U is for you and me~!
*more yelling*
B.E:Just kidding I'm done playing with ya'll I'm gone*dies again*
*even MORE yelling*
B.E,gød and Satan:*More laughter*
B.E:*Almost chokes to another death*
Gød:He ran out of air,
Satan:Oh,oh.
B.E:I am dead,..💫literally💫
*MORE LAUGHTER*
YOU ARE READING
empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
