jonghyun - um...

nct - *riots*

jonghyun - *turns around* AAAAAAAAAAAA- *runs away*

nct - *runs after jonghyun*

shawols - *fighting*

jonghyun - um...

key - JONGHYUN WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING-

jonghyun - i dropped my ring in the shawol ocean- *jumps in, crowd surfs*

key - NOOOOOOO- JONGHYUN!!!!!

onew - just leave him, we'll just dance to body rhythm as four.

taemin - *whines on key*

key - TAEMIN WTF ARE YOU DOING-

taemin - i'm cooking my pon pon

key - what tf is a pon pon-

taemin - OH I'M CURI-

jonghyun - OH I'M-

key - *drags jonghyun on the stage, smacks his face*

shawols - *stops fighting, sobs*

key - nonononononono- HE'S OK, SEE! *picks jonghyun up*

jonghyun - i'm not curious...

key - see? it's the curious man!

shawol - but he just said that he's not curious-

key - I- *gets mad* HE IS CURIOUS!

jonghyun - hi key, appreciate it but i'm not curious.

key - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- *slaps jonghyun* TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE CURIOUS-

jonghyun - i-i'm curious... yeah... *passes out*

key - SEE?

shawols - *sobs louder*

key - JJONG WTF ARE YOU DOING?

jonghyun - i told you, i'm not curious! shawols can feel that!

shawol - is this what i spent $250 for?

another shawol - i need to get a life...

key - um... how can we get you curious?

jonghyun - easy! just tell me something interesting!

onew - u-um-

taemin - um... apparently heechul's nudes has been leaked-

jonghyun - ah... oh...?

minho - oh! irene just found out the father of her child!

shawols - *gasps*

jonghyun - oh i know! it's me isn't it.

minho - no! it's not you.

jonghyun - WHAT-

minho - yeah, she cheated on you with some chick.

jonghyun - CHICK? i mean, i'm very open minded, but HUH?

shawols - *gasps with jonghyun*

minho - do you wanna know the father?

jonghyun - sure!

minho - are you curious?

jonghyun - actually, never mind.

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