renjun - *plays football with jeno and jaemin*
haechan - *scoffs* you guys are lame.
jaemin - bro- we're just playing football-
mark - for the last time, it's soccer-
jeno - *knocks mark out with a football* that will shut him up-
haechan - HYUNG- NOOOOOOOOOOO-
minho - shut up.
haechan - no you-
minho - HOW DARE- *beats up haechan*
haechan - AAAAAA- WELP- *chokes*
renjun - NO- DON'T DO THAT-
haechan - heheh- i was playing. i knew you'd fall for it!
jaemin - i hate this boy.
jeno - me too.
boys - *leaves*
haechan - um-
mark - *wakes up*
haechan - hyung, i'm thirsty...
mark - does it look like i'm made out of water?
haechan - yes- *blushes*
mark - dafaq.
taemin - *runs away from minho*
minho - *stands still*
taemin - PLEASE DON'T HURT ME HYUNG-
minho - i'm standing.
taemin - *cries loudly*
seulgi - *chases minho*
minho - a-
seulgi - *carries him*
minho - noooooo i have a girlfriend-
seulgi - don't care. *removes his clothes*
minho - nooooooooooo-
sulli - *screams*
minho - no wait, i can explain-
sulli - i'm breaking up with you. *leaves*
minho - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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minho - *wakes up* it was just a dream...
sulli - did you sleep well?
minho - eh... it was ok...
sulli - *kisses minho*
jonghyun - ew.
minho - shut up hyung-
sulli - you literally have sex with luna
jonghyun - not in front of people-
minho - yes jjong, you do-
sulli - remember that time in shineeland?
jonghyun - what land?
minho - don't be a dumbass or i'll fart on your face-
jonghyun - you have a fart kink-
minho - *slaps jonghyun* WHY DO YOU HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC???
jonghyun - because it's fun.
minho - why?
jonghyun - because i said so.
luna - he's an exhibitionist.
jonghyun - NO-
luna - yes.
jonghyun - awww you're so right... *kisses luna on the lips*
sulli - see?
minho - ew.
taemin - ew.
onew - i want chicken.
key - eww het couple *shoots bubbles with his gun*
luna and jonghyun - *screams of terror*
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