Rwby react to something

BTR and Snoop

"Ah now it works. ... Why are you all smelling like those air conditioner trees in cars and are wearing those dozens of vlads sweater?" asked Knight. "Just label those damn levers next time." said Qrow angry while turning his glas upside down to reveal that there was only water and plastic left in it and no longer held his usual drink. "Yeah time for the video." said Knight.

"I fell comfy and nice." said Ruby in the red and green sweater with a pine tree pattern. "They really are well made." said Weiss in a white and red sweater with snowflake pattern. "Can we keep them?" asked Nora in the oversized sweater which was probably made for Cu alter. It had a big Rudolph the red nose reindeer on it. 

"Yeah. He makes a few dozens of them per month and they are then always given to me when he is not satisfied with them and makes more. Like seriously i have literal hundreds of them." said Knight putting on his own christmas sweater before starting the video.

"Logan! Fresh holiday beat please." said Kendall. "Ok." said Logan happy and stood up before making a beat which caused everyone to cheer and stand up as well. "I can work with that." said Snoop dogg. "On the first day of christmas snoop gave to me." began Kendall. "A song for your christmas ep." said Snoop and they all cheered.

"Well that is cool." said Nora. "A new version of twelfe days of christmas. It does sound nice." said Ozpin. "Well one day done. Eleven to go." said Blake. "So they are giving it a rap spin instead of the usual christmas chorus. That is also good." said Yang. "Now what are they using for day two?" asked Ruby.

"On the second day of christmas Snoop gave to me." sang the boy band happy. "Two fractured femurs!" shouted Gustavo killing the vibe. Everyone looked at him before looking back to snoop. "And a song for your christmas ep." sang Snoop causing them to be happy again.

"And they got from happy to serious real quick." said Qrow. "I have a build in femur breaker if you want to experience it." said Penny happy. "Yeaaaah. No. Thanks for the offer but i pass." said Qrow. "Isn't really painfull to have that?" said Ruby. "It really is." said Qrow. "But hey you healled from it and won twenty bucks. And we were all drunk." said Summer nervous. 

"Being intoxicated doesn't make it less painfull if everyone else was drunk while you were almost sober!" said Qrow remembering that bet. It contained heavy weights, a leg press and a ursa major.

"If we can do more of that it could work." said Snoop. "Guys! Take it to the studio!" said Kelly. "All right!" said Big time rush while cheering and shouting on the way to the studio.

"Well now we are going to watch that whole song?" asked Pyrrha. "Nah just the twelve day." said Knight. "It is constantly repeating the lines before so that's fine." said Ren. "Well then what did they come up with?" asked Raven.

In the studio they all then can be seen making the song together. "On the twelve days of christmas snoop gave to me." sang Big time Rush into the microphone. "Twelve ring side tickets." said Kendall while holding thos tickets in his hands before snoop pointed to logan. "Eleven books of physics." said Logan barely able to carry them before snoop pointed to another member of the band.

"Ewww. Physics books." said Yang. "The bane of all existence. Math and physics lessons." said Ruby. "Seriously when are we gonna use more then basic physics and the ability to make ammo in  emergency case." said Yang. "Or when are we ever going to math probability or are having to find out how high x is." said Ruby. 

"Rosebud. sunny dragon. That is really important to learn." said Summer. "I am personally with the children here. 90 percent of what they teach outside of what is needed to be a hunter is not really needed. I mean when are they ever need to research how big x. Will a evil math teacher turn every speed sign into a math equation or what?" said Qrow. 

"Yeah. I was never in school and i still make more then most other people!" said Roman. "I just had a few magic, reading and basic math classes but look at me! I am a rich god!" said Knight happy with Neo holding a "Yeah" sign up. "Silence they are gonna get a good education so that they have all the options they want!" said a angry mother called Summer. "Yes mam." they all said.

"Ten juicy corndogs." sang Carlos while Snoop held a giant peice of christmas ornament. "Nine lucky combs." sang James. "Eight mully beanies." sang Kendall while wearing all those beanies at the same time.Then it showed Snoop pointing to another person.

"Ooooh christmas corndogs. Me want one." said Nora and then went to the bar and began to eat the corndogs there. "Ehm how many did you stash there?" asked Ren when he turned around and saw Nora still gorging herself on the still frozen goodies. "To be honest i just put in around 25 packs of six in the cooler so around 150." said Knight. "Why do you have 150 corndogs there." said Winter confused.

 "Those things are cheap and filling. They are there as emergency rations." said Knight while pulling his shoulders up. "They were simply on sale and just bought any package there was, even if you knew that you would probably never need them or eat them." said weiss skeptic. "Ehm. No?" said Knight emberassed that he was found out buying them on a seventy percent off on the end price on Sale day. As well as the new collectiors edition chainsword. Curse you impulse to buy unhealthy food, machinery and other things when they are on sale.

"Seven sweater wests." sang Logan with all the sweaters either in his hands or on his body. "Six hockey helmets." sang Carlos with ballancing all those helmest on his head. "Five miniscule bonds but a compound interest rate of three percent accuring monthelies." sang Snoop baffeling everyone with Big Time Rush looking at him in shock. "What? You gotta make your money work for you." said Snoop making everyone understand why he has them.

"Wow. Not only a good singer but also a smart guy with the money he has." said Weiss. "really because i understood nothing." said Ruby. "Then let me introduce you to the wonderfull world of stocks and banks." said Weiss happy. "I think i am gonna pass." said Ruby trying to hide the fact that she is already bored when Weiss said something about stocks.

 "Four comfy Pjs." sang Big time rush. "Three panned hams, two broken femurs." the sang with everyone moving their head in the rhythm of the song, even the producers and managers. 

"And a song for the christmas ep. And a song for the christmas ep!" they sang before the screen went black.

"And there we have the song." said Yang. "Well we have a nice song. And now they can finally get home!" said Ruby happy. "Well lets see if we can find that ed somewhere." said Yang. "Well time for the next video." said Knight

Well one chapter less. Nine more christmas chapters to do:

Still open are the lines:

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Come on. The spirit of christmas is there for everyone!