Milan Abhi Adha Adhura Hai

Saaf Safai 🧹🧹

To Diwali ka time h or saaf safai na ho esa to ho hi nhi sakta
Ab humne Kari h to inhe bhi karni padegi 🙂

SUBAH 8:00 BAJE
Nami:- chalo di uth jao Saaf Safai bhi karni h
Subbo:- are yaar bas thodi der*chaddar se sir cover krte hue*
Nami:- Koi thodi der nhi time nhi dekhti kitne baj rahe h bakiyo ko bhi uthana h*chaddar khichte hue*
Subbo:- To pehle bakiyon ko jake utha end me aayio mere pass*chaadar cheente hue*
Nami:- tum sabse badi ho tum nhi uthodi to koi nhi uthega *chaddar zameen pr fekte+ pankha chalate hue* jaldi utho varna thanda paani leke aa jaungi
Subbo:- *fatafat uthte hue* nahi nahi paani mat laa chal me bhi bakiyon ki neend haram karu

Subbo Nishu ke kamre me entre krti h
Subbo:-  Nishu Babu uthhja beta kitni der soyegi*pyaar se+smirk on*
Nishu:- mummy thodi der aur ab to school bhi ni Jana*neend me*
Subbo:- uth beta dekh Taehyung aaya h tere liye
Nishu:- KYA TAE.........*chhappak*

Nishu ke muh se boond boond Pani tapak raha h or subbo haste hue zameen pr pochha laga Rahi h(matbal haste haste lot pot ho rhi h)
Or Nishu ye drishay apni gusse me laal aankho se dekh rhi h

Subbo:- ho gya Mera badla pura
Nishu:- SSUUUUUBBBBHAAAAASSHHHHNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Suga:- aaj chudel insaan ke hatho duchegi
Jin:- me Nishu ke gusse ka shikar ho chuka hu. me to subbo ko bachane bhi nhi ja sakta. Bhagwan raksha Krna meri subbo ka........wait kya bola tune
Hobi:- are yaar ab tum dono ladna shuru mat kr dena

Tabhi Taehyung ghode ki tarah bhagte hue aata h

Jin:- Abe o ghode kahan ja raha h
Tae:- Nishu ke chillane ki aawaj aayi mujhe lagta h Nishu museebat me h
Suga:- Nishu nhi chudel museebat me h aaj
Tae:- chudel?
Hobi:- are yaar nuna ki baat kr raha h
Jin:- pehle tu chudel bulana band kr bille, itna achha naam h uska subhashni
Suga:- too long
Jin:- to subbo bulale
Suga:- too weird
Jin:- to kuchi ku bulale
Suga:- are pagal wagal ho kya chudel kon kuchi ku or ye kesa naam h
Hobi:- to nuna bulale
Suga:- Abe chal issi ki vajah se to ye bakheda khada hua tha (if you remember that airplane scene)
Rm:- to hyperbola bulalo
Jin:- tu kab aaya
Suga:- hmm ye achha sound kr raha h
Rm:- me itni der se tumhari h bakwas sun Raha hu

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Hanya:- MUUMMMUYYYY BHUUUKAAMMPPPP
Nami:- e chup kr Nishu ki dahad h bhukamp nhi
Jiya:- yaar itna achha sapna dekh rhi me pure sapne ki esi ki tesi krdi tum logo ne
Isha:- kya yaar ese kon uthata h
Subbo:- *bhagte hue*Nishu Nishu meri baat sun mene Jan bujh ke nhi dala wo to gal..
Nishu:- *bhagate hue* Galti? Galti bol rahi h besharam aurat mujhe pata nhi h kya ki tu apne hath me paani ka mug leke khadi Hui thi or BC bol rhi h ki Jan bhuch ke nhi Kiya. Tu ruk beta Aaj tujhe sachme chudel na bana Diya to Mera naam The Great Nishu Singh nhi

Bhasad khatam hone ke baad
Subbo:- aahhhh yaar tune to kamar Tod di meri
Nishu:- issi layak h tu nalayak
Isha:- ghar me bhagdar mach gai or wo chhoti, badi kumbhkaran abhi tak nhi uthi
Nami:- are jao yaar utha kr aao unhe koi,
Achha subbo di ko uthane gai me

Puri Mandli living room me jama ho gai h

Nami:- to behno sunno 2 din baad Diwali
H or Ghar ki safai krni h to kaam batna shuru karo
Vanna/Nishu:- bartan mene nhi manjane
Hanya:- pata h bartan me or Jiya dekh lenge
Jiya:- mujhe kyu ghaseet rahi to bartano ke liye
Subbo:- Isha tu or nami kamro ki jhaadu lagaoge or pochha bhi. Or tum dono *Vanna/Nishu* bahar aangan ki jhadu lagao
Vanna:- oka......
Nishu:- e kya ok BTS ne dekh liya to kya izzat reh jaegi
Subbo:- BTS ne pehle hi dekh liya h
Vanna:- sirf Jin hyung ne dekha h
Subbo:- Jinnie ne dekha sabne dekha ek hi matlab h
Nishu:- koi ek matlab nhi h Tae ne mujhe jhaadu marte hue dekh liya to
Subbo:- to kya humne unhe saaf safai krte hue nhi dekha. chal ab jyada Chu che mat kr or nikalo dono bahar*Dono daegu walio ko Ghar se bahar nikalte hue* ye lo jhadu or kapda chair or table saaf kr dena