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George:❝Yuri, explain to me how a guy with a 44-foot wingspan just waltzes into the Guggenheim unnoticed?❞
Yuri:❝Hey, it's New York. Everyone's got their thing.❞
George:❝Do you know what he wants?❞
Yuri:❝Do you speak Italian?❞
George:❝Uh, I'm an Irish cop.❞
Yuri:❝Maybe he'll love pasta or something."❞
George:❝Everybody on my signal. Look out for signs of Spider-Woman. And spider ma-Hey!❞
Yuri:❝We found her.❞
Gwen: (in a lower voice)❝How's the manhunt for me going?❞
George: (mumbles)❝You're under arrest!❞
Gwen: (in a lower voice)❝Good to know.❞
Gwen then swings inside unknown to her a certain cat spider is also following her hiding.
Gwen:❝Vulture! ...Screaming their name usually works...❞
-Swoosh-
Gwen:❝Well, I guess that worked.❞
The Vulture:❝I am the Vulture, the pinnacle of man's genius!❞
Gwen:❝You're not my Vulture. What are you made of, parchment?❞
The Vulture:❝What cursed world have you brought me to-❞(glitches out)
Gwen:❝Glitching, huh? Been there. Uh, where are you from, bud?❞
The Vulture:❝I am an artist, an engineer.❞
Gwen:❝Oh, great, a Renaissance man.❞
The Vulture:❝Yes.❞
Gwen:❝Ooh, let me guess. You were having an espresso in some old-timey, Leonardo da Vinci dimension, then suddenly a portal opened up, and you wound up here. Am I wrong?❞
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Fanfiction-ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴛsᴠ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ- "are you gonna help em?" "lol no" ".." Started 11-20-23 Finished:12-28-23