Red vs Blue and the Corporal Season 2

Ep 7: Nobody likes you

Grif: That's sad, he is shy.

Simmons: Fine, but don't come asking for him back later.

Tucker: We won't.

The Reds then went to leave, but Grif turned and faced them.

Grif: Last chance.

Church: Beat it Reds!

Grif: Alright, we're going, we're going!

The Reds finally took it as their cue to leave. Though their feelings were slightly hurt. 

Grif: Man, I thought our team was obnoxious, but those guys are really rude.

Simmons: You literally called their blue girl a slut, you had it coming. 

Doc was about to head back to Red Base as he tried to follow, but Simmons then topped him immediately. 

Simmons: Hey, woah, woah! Where do you think you're going?

Doc: Back to base with you guys. They don't want me over there.

Grif: Yeah, I don't think so.

Doc: What? You're not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere. By myself?

Simmons: Yeah, that's kinda the general idea.

Doc: Not you too, right Grif? Old buddy? Huh?

Grif: Sorry, it's clear that you're not very popular around here and I wanna make any progress at all, I can't be directly associated with you.. I'm sure you understand.

As that was happening, the blues were still on their roof. Church was still turned around and immobile as Freya was trying to work with the wires on Church's body but she was a bit more disgusted with what the orange soldier had called her. 

Church: What's going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey, somebody tell me what's happening!

Tucker: I don't know, I can't see too clearly. I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle.

Church: Hey, Tucker. You might wanna look behind you.

The cyan soldier turned around to Caboose who was holding the sniper rifle in question.

Tucker: Motherfucker!

Caboose: Ah! Ooh! Church! Church! Okay I-I see something! Okay, uh, the two Red ones are walking away. Uhhh, but the purple one is...

Once more his voice was deepened and more threatening.

Caboose: I think he's going to attack.

Church: Purple? Wait, the purple guy's that worthless medic.

Tucker: He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy fest.

Church: Pacifist.

Tucker: Ahhh, whatever. Let's time him up and roll him through the teleporter.

Church: Wait a second, wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the Reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kind of trick.

Caboose: I'll bet they've used some kind of brainwashing technique on him! They're-They're probably planning to have him do all their dirty plans. and also the schemes!

Tucker: Caboose, that's ridiculous.

Caboose: Is it?

The blue soldier then aimed the sniper back at Tucker. 

Caboose: Or is it so ridiculous? It's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you've never thought of?

Tucker: No, it's just the regular ridiculous.

Church: Well keep your eye on him. We'll know it's a trick if he tries to get into our base.

Doc then appeared on the hill, hoping for a place to hang out at. 

Doc: Hey guys! Do you think I could hang out at your base for a while?!

Caboose: I knew it. We're all gonna die! *deep voice* Starting with you.

He aimed at Tucker again.

Tucker: Sorry, but we're kinda busy here. So go away or something.

Doc: Normally I wouldn't impose. It's just that I don't know the neighbourhood too well and-

Church: Listen Doc, you're not fooling anyone with your innocent victim routine.

Freya: Oh come on, he's no threat. I mean he's a bit annoying but he-

Church: Sorry Freya, but we can't take much chances from him. Unless you want to join him and go rogue. 

She froze at those last words. She thought for a moment before she double taked at Church and Tucker and stood up before looking down onto Doc. 

Freya: Sorry Doc, I got my orders. How about you have a cup of tea and wait for it all to blow over?

Doc was flabbergasted at those words, though Tucker snickered.

Tucker: Heh...I know more than one thing that can blow over.

Freya: I don't believe this! The only guy who seems realistic around here is a pervert!

Doc then interrupted as he pleaded again to Church. 

Doc: Hey, I could help! I know more than just medicine! I have training in psychology too!
Maybe I could help you with your problem facing people!

Church: Just get outta here! And tell your buddies the Reds that their little plan failed!

Doc just sighed before beginning to wander around the canyon.

Doc:...Well this is just great. I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this.