Not a Fairytale

Chapter 6

Tejasswi was mess. According to Karan.
"She needs to be emotionally stable.. Shivin!! Tumahare sath relationship ke chakkar mein uski akal hi mar gyi..!!! Matalb uski duniya toh tu hi hai bhai!! Help her...!! She is not in good shape, Emotionally.  Tere pe boht zyada dependent hai!!" Karan suggests him.

Shivin uski baat sun kar unsuna kar deta hai.. "haan.. yeh bhi meri galti hai!! Matalb maine usse weak banaya hai?? Maine kya kiya yaar?? Maine bola tha usko mujh par rely hone ke liye?? Ladkiyan aisi hi hoti hain yaar.. agar kisi ko pakaf leti hain phir nahi jaane deti.. aur apni sari insecurities ka tokra ladkon par thop deti hain!!! Tu yeh sab chod... aur usne kya kaha???"

Karan uske hath se phone cheen leta hai.. aur usse dekhne lag jata hai.. "yahi ke tu aur sasha..."

"I knew it.. Uski soch wahin par rehti hai, kitna bhi loyal ho jao bc..
Karan tu gawaah hai.. aaj tak ek bhi ladki ko nahi cheda.. kisi ko nahi dekha!! Phir bhi shaq bc!!!!" Shivin ko thoda gussa aa jata hai.

"Dekh.. tu mera dost hai, main tera dil rakhne ke liye nahi bol raha.. woh buri ladki nahi hai yaar.. bas tere par rely karti hai boht zyada.. help her to get through this..!! Aur tum pehle jaise ho jaoge dono!!!" Karan tried his best.

"Main teri baat samjhta hoon.. tujhe kya lagta hai ke maine try nahi kiya hoga??? I know yaar... woh mujhe apna pati maan chuki hai.. aur maine boht koshish ki hai usse samjhaane ki baaton baaton mein..!! Ek baar usse bola tha.. ke Tejasswi suppose hum sath nahi reh paaye toh.. you have to stand up for yourself.
Bhai.... woh rone lag gyi yaar... ke sath nahi rahe ka kya matalb hai!!!
I was like WTF??..
She always behaves like 5 year old.
Ke main uska lollipop hoon.. kisi ne cheen liya toh duniya khatam ho jayegi...
Woh toh sapne mein bhi nahi soch paati!!
Ab tu bta kaise karoon???"

Karan sochne lag jata hai.. "agar maine usse apne pyar mein fasaya.. toh teri problem solve ho jayegi???"

"Haan...!!"

"Tujhe pyar nahi rahega usse???"

"Nahi..."

"Tu dekh lega usko kisi aur ke sath.."

"Haan..."

"Soch le Shivin, agar maine hath pakda naa toh nahi chodta!!! You know me...!!!"

"Acha.. ji??? Wahhh... ab tu aise baat karega?? Bc.. maine usse kabhi hamari dosti mein nahi aane diya... ke jis din aayegi.. relationship khatam..!! Aur tu bol raha hai ke chodega nahi??? Kaisa dost hai??"

"Exactly... jali naa???? How can you say me to do this?? Agar mera uske sath sahi mein chal gya.. toh tujhe boht hurt hoga.. kyon ke tu usse bore huya hai.. par pyar nahi choda... abhi tak!! Aur situation weird nahi hogi?? Pehle tere sath thi... phir mere sath... matalb hum dono toh kahin jaane wale nahi.. par usko toh jeena hai naa dignity ke sath..!!?? Sharam kar.. thodi!!! Girlfriend hai yaar teri!!!"

"Tu kyu devdaas ban raha hai?? Kya ho gya bhai?? Tere pe jaadu toh nahi ho gya?? Tu kab se uski side lene laga?? Itni achi lag rahi hai toh go for it naa?? Mere saamne kya bol raha hai?? Tu toh aise baat kar raha hai jaise shaadi karega uske sath!!! Are you kidding me??? 10 din mein pakk jayega!! Aaya bdaa!!!
Nahi pataana toh mana kar de.. yeh weird situation ke bahaane kyu bana raha hai??" Shivin pulled his leg.

Karan ko gussa aa raha tha, Shivin ke behaviour par.. ke woh usse pyar karte huye bhi yeh sab kar raha hai..!!
"Theek hai.. I will make her fall in love with me..."

"Sachi???" Shivin ki trick kaam kar gyi thi.. usse challenge karne mein.

"Haan.. aur agar mera sahi chala.. toh tu beech mein nahi aayega!! Tujhe pyar yaad aaya ya phir... jalan hui... main break up nahi karoonga!!!" Karan said.

"Acha... gaddar!!!"

"Phir wahi baat.. main serious hoon bhai.. phir mat bolna ke bataya nahi, since tu pichle 3 din se mujhe convince kar raha hai.."

Shivin hasne lag jata hai "kidding... tujhse acha usse aur koi milega nahi!!... mujhe kyu jalan hogi?? Band toh teri bajegi... aur Main tum dono ke beech nahi aaoonga.. par woh hamare beech nahi aani chahiye!!!" Shivin agreed.

Karan accepts. They shake the hands and went back to watch movie... which was going on in Shivin's phone.

Shivin ke according Karan ko pyar hoga hi nahi, aur woh bhi bore ho jayega., par Tejasswi ko pataane ke baad woh usse break up kar hi lega..!! Iss liye woh zyada react nahi karta..
Par surprise usse ek hi baat kar rahi thi ke Karan make the deal about having Tejasswi for... forever!! Usse nahi laga tha ke Karan aisa karega, since when.. he is concerned about girls?? And what is the fuss about one women men.. or whatever!! Par he was sure ke Uska Tejasswi se peecha chootne wala hai.. and it makes him happy.

Karan ko pta tha ke Shivin ne jaan-boojh kar usse challenge kiya hai... iss liye woh intentionally accept kar leta hai.. kyon ke uska plan ab Tejasswi ko pataana nahi tha.. balke Shivin ko realize karwana tha ke what is she... ke usmein 5 saal invest kiye hain.. aise thodi jaane de sakta hai!!! He was sure ke Shivin zyada din usse mere sath dekh nahi payega..!!! So he was looking forward to make his best friends life make hell again!!
Kidding...
Heaven... I guess.