"Welcome to Keeping up with the Cookies! Where we interview your favorite actors!"
The interviewer said they were interviewing Pruney, Kouign, and Caisapin.
"The bully busters." They just stole the camera. And mics.
"We eat straight rocks. If we catch you bullying, we'll knock off your socks."
They all said.
"Yo, what's good? My name is Capsaicin. Say a bad word, and you're gone for the (voice crack). Semester!"
"Hey, hello! My name is Pruney. I mess with my friends! And you'll feel the pain."
(I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD FIT PRUNEY-)
"What's good, my homies? My name is Kouign! Why be a goon when you can get more brainy?"
And they jammed out to music.
I looked up the transcript for the audio and found out it was an actual song.
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