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OMIGOSHOMIGOSH! All hell has broken loose! There's an apocalypse! Please get back to me as soon as possible!
-after apocalypse-
*cries* WHAAAIIII WHAAAIII SHE WAS SO YOUNG!
*computer voice* Error, Error, initiating self destruct sequence in 5
...4
...3
...2
...1
Self destructing now.
*drifting in outer space*
SUPERMAN FLYING DOGMONKEYS THAT OINK AND MEOW SO THEY MEOINK!
*gets back to person* Hi sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, we still on for coffee?
No response because drifting in outer space.
Hello? Hello? *hangs up* Well some people just miss out. *cliche movie thing where evergthing happens around the oblivious person and they're stuck on the thinnest weakest platform above a drop and casually steps on to drop fallung down*
- DD out.
