helluva boss + Non-binary Oc

Pilot

"Y'all he's our boss." Millie said to them, "No, no it's fine your husband and FeFe is just, how do I say this without being offensive, retarded." FeFe just made a bull-like snort at him while Moxxie was the one to speak.

"Does it maturely insulting us makes you feel better about your sad single life." "It actually does." was Blitz response Loona then chose that moment to speak, "The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage." Millie then slams her hands onto the table screaming at her, "No he's not you BITCH!!"

"Do NOT talk to my receptionist that way, she sensitive" Blitz said for Loona defense.

"Yes I am!" She growled out.

"You guys are all fucking asshole." A person with a child-like voice said as the assassin crew looks their way.

The screen now switches over to what seems like the kid that got shot ealier hooked up to a machine, "Oh shut kid, you're lucky witness this." Blitz told the child.

"Uh, this company is such a mess" Moxxie said, "All right let's get back to talking about my outfit." Blitz said trying to change the topic, "Nobody was talking about that." Loona told Blitz, "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling, so how does it look, it's good right?" "It looks down right awful to the point ya look like a damn hobo off the street" FeFe told still upset at him about the 'saggy tits' comment and being called a retard.

"Its been literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fucking shit wouldn't kill me but now I want that. I want death." The kid said, "Ah give you death alright." FeFe responed with a crazed-like smile on their face while pointing their stinger at him.

The kid then points at Blitz, "You are a selfish greedy clown and I'm a kid. We're supposed to likes clowns even the creepy ones" "Hey now, that's not very-" Moxxie tries to say something before he got cut off by the kid now pointing at him, "If I wanted to her from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit."

"That's my husband you're talking to" Millie told the kid, upset about what he said about Moxxie, the kid just laughs at her, "That's your husband? I figured you for a slut but I didn't know you needed it dick THAT bad!!" "Now ya wait just a minute boy, you just can't say shit like that towards someone ya ain't met a day in ya life." FeFe tried to tell him off but all he did was roll his eyes, "And YOU can't say shit at all talking like your average redneck that don't take baths at all smelling like cow shit daily" once he said that FeFe end up stomping one of their hooves on the floor while making a bull-like noise and snorting steam out their nostrils.

"And you!" he starts while pointing at Loona, "What? What about me?" "Nothing, I don't talk to dogs, I'm a cat person" Loona lets out a angry whine at him.

"Wow." Blitz starts off after processing what have been said, "Um, you know kid, you kind of are a piece of shit."

"Yeah" FeFe, Millie, and Moxxie all agreed.

"Oh fuck." Loona says suprised by what popped up on her phone, "Guys I just got a text from our client, guess he was the right target after all." She finishs off with a smile on her muzzle.

"Who?" Asked Blitz confused on who she's talking about, "Him." was all she responed while pointing at the kid, "Me?" "Yup".

"They wanted us to kill an actual child."

"That's what they're saying"

"Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a God." Blitz said pulling out to shoot the kid but he wasn't fast enough as FeFe was already onto the kid, ripping limbs and organs while making a bloody mess.

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"You know folks with this company, I reallt wanted to prove that we're capable of same things anyone else can, like killing people, so from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money is gone and you're never getting it back, you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it because it's Hell and no one fucking cares."

"You know even though this kid was the target he's still a child, it's important we handled this going forward, respectfully."

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The screen switches to what appears a crying woman on the NEWS talking to a mic being held by a NEWS reporter man, "PLEASE, If anyone seen my little Jake, please cal-OH!!" The lady was then cut off by a bag with the kid from earlier shirt sewed onto it before the camera looks at a portal in the sky with Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie sticking their head out of it staying quiet for a moment before Blitz spoke up, "Your welcome!"

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Helluva boss secret:

1-Did you know after the meeting was FeFe immediately went home? That was because as soon as they got there they went straight to their bedroom and cried for hours what was said to them hurted their feelings.

2 -Did you know right after she help with the body Loona went over to FeFe's to comfort them? The reason for that is because she know their feelings were hurt more than they actually showed at the office.

3 -Did you know once FeFe stopped crying and Loona left they immediately called Stella? That because FeFe has a habit of telling her everything that been done/said to them when the action/words managed to get into their head.

The more you know!!

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