helluva boss + Non-binary Oc

Pilot

"Okay, well, now that makes sense." Blitz replied with a somewhat bored look on his face as if he's not intrested in what Stolas has to say

"You know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy~." "Oh god fucking dammit." Blitz replied before Stolas contiues on what he got to say.

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red ___ of yours. ___ your ___ then lick all of your ___ before taking out your ____ and ___ you with more teeth till your screaming ___ like a fucking baby!!"

Stolas didn't even got to finish what he had to say before Blitz hung up the phone and broke it with a shock look before smashing it with a telephone and putting it in a blender, blending it.

He then turns to Loona and FeFe, who was standing near her desk and tells her this, "Drink this," "And you know that bridge over on the freeway?" "Yeah?" Loona answers him while FeFe just looked at him with confusion and amusment on their before he continue on what he was saying, "Shit off it."

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"Now I think about it she was really being awful during that time."

"Mmmmhm."

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The screen now switches back to the meeting room, "Look, the point is Loona is a valued member of our family." Blitz says with FeFe adding on, "And we don't get rid of family around here Μικρό σκύλα αγόρι" "We aren't a family sir, FeFe, you are boss, and we're the employees. You two treat her like she's some troubled homeless woman," Loona slowly raises one of her claws with the middle finger pointing at Moxxie as he continues on speaking, "You let man the phone."

"That is offensive because without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do have in this life" "That not's true, just look in the mirror and you'll have your joy and laughter" FeFe told Blitz, who ignored them in favor of looking out the window waving as he watch a homeless demon hold a sign that says 'Monee Helps Satan Bless' on and a winged demon lady who gave the homeless demon a quick look of disgust before moving away from him.

"While we're on the subject of 'family', can you please stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Asked Moxxie who was annoyed with the said fact of it before Millie finnally spoke, "Come on it's not that big a deal."

"Excuse me, WHAT!?" Both Moxxie and FeFe exclaimed in confusion

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The screen shows both Millie and Moxxie in their home kitchen with Moxxie cutting up a carrot.

"Honey can you get the butter for me?"

"Sure sweetie"

Millie opens the door to the frigde with the intentions of getting butter before ended up looking shocked and then giggling as Blitz, who was inside of the frigde, hands her the butter while saying, "Spoiler alert, the butter spoiled"