"Is THAT the cure for syphilis?"

"You guessed it, Perrita!!"

"Then fuc- wait- what?"

Loona asked FeFe in disbelief

"Ah said 'You guessed it, Perrita', didn't you hear me silly? Anyways here ya' go"

Loona grabs the present and stares at FeFe, and hugs them before threatening them, "If you ever tell anyone about this I'll rip off your head and feed it to fatass without him knowing while I give the leftovers to your dad." All FeFe did was smile widely while hugging her back and singing, "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a knife in my eye!!" Loona just rolled her eyes at their antics.

.

.


"Ok but would YOU accept a present full of spiders? Ah know I ain't"

.

.

Loona was watching a video of the Princess of Hell singing and Moxxie walking with a piece of paper asking, "Um ex-excuse me, did you just fax me ad for weight loss?" "No." Loona responded with no interest in what Moxxie said at all with FeFe just giggling in the background knowing full well it was them who did that, "What? W-why would anyone send me this?" He asked, sounding slightly hurt from the fact someone sent him that, "Come on, you know why" Loona said finishing off with a smirk, that comment overall had FeFe doing a full on belly laugh after they couldn't hold it in anymore.

.

.

"Ok, Ah be honest, buuuuut, that was really me who sent you that."

.

.

Loona was now in the fridge saying "Whoever the fucking, Avocado Salad, in the fridge is for, I'm taking it because I have the worst fucking hangover in all of Hell right now." A concerned looking Millie then asked, "Why would you drink on a work night?" "I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass." Loona replied with a smartass tone in voice. Moxxie decided right then, and there, to open the door while asking, "Isn't that my lunch?" "You know what? I can't take this assault right now, I need to blow off some fucking steam!" Loona responded angrily before knocking Moxxie out her way of the door, she then ran across the street and kicked a demon lady's baby and the scroller it was in far from it's mother with Loona walking, FeFe then stick their head out the door whistling before saying while still laughing, "Nice one Φεγγαρόπιτα!!".

.

.

"Ah personally would've felt the same if Ah had the worst fucking hangover in all of Hell and Ah was being bothered."

.

.

.

Loona was again shown sitting at her reception desk yelling out to Blitz in a non-caring tone, "Bliiitzzz, that clingy, rich, asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you." With her finished off with a comment of her own, "Sounds a little DTF-Y." Blitz then yelled out in frustration while throwing down his cup full of water to the ground, "Oh god, it was one time! If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world." Moxxie, who was standing with FeFe and Blitz, stared at him with confusion and concern asking the following question, "You what-?" "He basically saying if he hadn't slept with Κουκουβάγια Πρίγκιπας, we wouldn't even have access to the living world to assassinate all the disgusting Manchas de mierda up there." FeFe said, answering Moxxie with an amusing look on their face, "That reminds me, Ah need to call Stella just so Ah can bother her." They then walk off with Moxxie just staring at them in confusion.

helluva boss + Non-binary OcWhere stories live. Discover now