(Start on the first floor of WarioWare HQ. The whole gang is gathered together except for WARIO.)
9-Volt-Is...there a reason Wario called us all down to the first floor?
Mona-And is there a reason he's not here with us?
Ashley-I knew it. It's the second annual Waries.
(WARIO bursts through the door.)
Wario-It's something even better than that!
Ashley-How did you hear me?
Wario-I have a little surprise for all of you. I was thinking we could stand to do a little team bonding, so I created a fun activity for all of us.
(He takes a flyer out of his pants and holds it up above his head.)
Wario-TA-DA! It's called the WAH-lympics!
(The people at the back of the room begin squinting and leaning forward to read the flyer.)
Wario-Why are you looking at me like that? You act like you've never seen a flyer before.
5-Volt-Well, it's really far away. We can't read the text.
Wario-You wanna read it? Fine. Go ahead and read it.
(He folds the flyer into a paper airplane and throws it to the back of the room. It hits ASHLEY in the head.)
Wario-Oops. Sorry.
(ASHLEY glares at him.)
Wario-Aaaaanyway, we're going to meet up next Wednesday at 1 pm at Crystal Park. Be there or it's coming out of your paycheck.
(Everyone groans.)
Wario-Okay, it's not coming out of your paycheck. Just be there or be square.
(Cut to Crystal Park. WARIO is gathered with the rest of WarioWare.)
Mona-Wow! It's so beautiful outside.
(Shot of LANA at the back of the group covering herself in sunscreen.)
Lana-Don't forget your sun protection! As beautiful as the sun may be, it can also be dangerous.
Jimmy-And it's pretty amazing that there's nobody else here. We got the whole place to ourselves!
Wario-Oh, that's not a coincidence. Turns out you can just rent the park for an afternoon. That being said, welcome, everyone, to the first annual WAH-lympics!
(Scattered applause.)
Ashley-Is this actually going to be annual?
Wario-Yes it is, and you're going to like it! Before we get started playing any sports ball, we've gotta get into teams!
(He takes out a bunch of bandannas colored red, blue, green, and yellow.)
Dribble-Teams?
Wario-Yeah! Teams! What's a team building event without any teams?
(He points to one corner of the park.)
Wario-On the Red Rangers, we've got Mona, Jimmy, Lulu, Ashley, and Red.
(MONA, LULU, JIMMY, ASHLEY, and RED get into one corner.)
Lulu-I was thinking all the team names were, like, going to be garlic related.
Mona-They were, but then I stopped him.
(WARIO points to a different corner.)
Wario-On the Blue Buffalos, we've got Mantis, Cricket, Mike, Kat, and Ana.
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WarioWare, Inc. (Season 3)
FanfictionThis series is inspired by the "WarioWare" game series without being directly based on the games, instead using stories inspired by individual levels or created entirely by me using the characters. It's about a group of game developers who are a bit...
