I turned gay after a drunken night (edited version)

Maybe We Should Just... KKK

“It's my fault, I'm sorry. Then what happened? How did you meet him? How did you two…hm, hm.” Andy cleared his throat.

“I don't know. I don't fu***** remember, I was dead drunk”. Hayden groaned and ruffled his hair in annoyance.

“Wait. You don't remember?” Andy asked in horror. He felt like he needed time to put in all he had just heard. He stood up and began to pace the room. “So you meant, you woke up this morning and found that you and a hot guy got together?” Andy asked, “And did that thing that shouldn't happen?” He scratched his neck awkwardly.

Hayden nodded.

“And the annoying thing is that you don't remember a single thing that happened the night before!” Andy continued to question.

“Correct!” Hayden nodded again.

“That…” Andy looked at a loss, but suddenly, he remembered something which caused him to burst into laughter. “Ah ah ah!”

“What are you laughing at?” Hayden eyed him in displeasure, but Andy ignored him and continued laughing. Hayden became annoyed, and he immediately threw a pillow at Andy.

“Ow Hayden, stop being a killjoy. To put it nicely, I actually missed last night Hayden.” Andy said.

Hayden's eyes widened, and he felt his blood surging. This person actually knows what happened last night. “What did you mean last night Hayden?” He clenched his fist.

“Okay, let me explain to you, I was just coming to look for you when I came across the barman. He told me you followed a man out, but he doesn't trust you with the person, so I immediately dashed out, and luckily, I saw you, but you were being bridal carried by the man…”

“B…b… bridal carried? Me? Zenos bridal carried me in front of the f*****g crowd in the club?” Hayden's eyes widened in horror, and he stuttered throughout his speech.

Andy nodded in reply. “Oh, his name is Zenos, not only does he have a face that'll topple cities, he even has a cool name, that kind of person really annoys one to death!”

“Continue!” Hayden eyed him and suddenly said in annoyance.

“Oh ok,” Andy replied and scratched his head sheepishly. “When I went over to accuse Zenos, you were clinging onto Zenos's neck, and you beckoned me to come over, but I tried to warn you that he's a bad guy, but you called him your knight…” Andy explained everything to Hayden, Hayden's eyes widened in horror and after hearing Andy, he sank back. “I apologize for the mess!” He said to Andy, but Andy patted his shoulder.

“It's okay!” He said. “It's a thing of the past. Memories have been erased. Just try to forget it. It doesn't count as cheating on Rose, since you haven't started dating her!” He endeavored to comfort the brooding Hayden.

“It'd have been okay if it's the thing of the past, but that bastard doesn't want it to end. He even threatened me!” Hayden said in anger.

Andy's jaw opened wide in surprise. He felt surprised at what he had just heard. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't Hayden be the one threatening Zenos, how come it's Zenos that's doing so?

“He doesn't want to end it? He told you that?”

“Of course he did!” Hayden sulked.

“Then should we just… KKK!” Andy brought his finger to his neck to do a slicing motion.

“Don't even think about it, he beat up 20 of my guards in less than 10 mins. The most annoying thing was that he looked so clean, with no wrinkles on his shirt, and no dripping sweat as if he did nothing. I felt like he used that to show off his masculinity.” The remembrance made him huff out in anger. He really wanted to tie Zenos and warned him to desist from him that time, but who knew Zenos would knock out all his guards easily?

“That's quite hard,” Andy said. “We just have to avoid him then.”

“He warned me about that. I can't run too!” Hayden said.

Andy felt a headache building. “He is a tough nut to crack then. We'll think about what to do with him patiently. But, what about Rose?” He sighed, thinking about everything, how the hell did everything turn out like this in just a night?

“I don't know!” Hayden replied silently with a shrug.

Andy felt alarmed by the bored tone Hayden used when it comes to Rose, unlike before. “She called me earlier saying she called and texted, but you didn't reply.”

Hayden subconsciously rolled his eyes. “Do you think I have the time for that when everywhere hurts like hell. Even my heart is no different.”

Andy shook his head pitifully. He was the one thinking too much. Hayden must be hurt inwardly, how can he still be thinking about Rose now, unless he's faking it. “That person didn't hold back?”

“He didn't, I wondered if he was drugged or something!”