Q - What do you call 100 liverpool fans at the bottom of a cliff?
A- A good startQ - Why do Liverpool fans suck at geometry?
A - Because they never have any pointsQ - Why don't they drink tea at Anfield?
A - Because all the cups are in ManchesterQ - What ship didn't make it to Liverpool?
A - The Premier ShipQ - What do I have in common with Liverpool?
A - Next week, we both will be watching the Champions League⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽