The Fire brigade phones Gary Rowett in the early hours of Wednesday morning...
'Mr Rowett sir, St Andrews is on fire!'
'The cups man! Save the cups!' cries Gary.
'Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir.'
Rumour has it that Blues have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
Newsflash*** Police are attempting to locate a man who has broken into the St Andrews Trophy room and escaped with the whole contents - please be on the lookout for a man with a big roll of carpet under his arm.....
How do you make a blues fan run?
Show him the nearest job centre