Sorry About That Unalarmed 3 Month Hiatus

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Me: Hi everyone I'm back!
*sounds of angry readers*
Me: Look I have my reasons ok?
My Co hosts and contestants: Well at least we got a break from that maniac
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Everyone except me: uhhh...
3 Painful Minutes Later....
Me: Anyways lets go with pur first dare! Its from-
Burning: From Morkshine! Fir-
Me: Goh and Chloe must pretend to be Amour Shipping Haters
Everyone except me, Goh and Chloe: NANIIIII!!!!!!???????
Goh: Ash?
Ash: Yes...?
Goh: YOU NEED TO BREAK UP WITH SERENA! YALL ARE A TERRIBLE PAIR! ME AND CHLOE ARE A 100% BETTER PAIR THEN YOU AND SERENA!!!
*dead silence*
Ash: *laughs* Half the fandom even knows yall!
Goh: *cries*
Chloe: *takes a sip of her liquid meth*
Me: Anyways its time for the next one! Its also from Morkshine!
Sylspeon: Liko has to make Roy jealous! She also has to stop kissing Roy for the chapter!
Liko: Wait what
Roy: No way
Liko: Ugh.. Roy your kisses are too wet... *kisses Ash on the cheek*
Serena and the everyone except Ash and Liko: ARCUES SAVE US!
*Arceus appears*
Evreyone: A-a-a ARCUES!!!!!??????
Arcues: no I won't you peasants
Me: Well whatever. Roy, Liko didnt mean that
Liko: Yeah Roy I actually made that up!
Roy: K!
Me: Next, all the dares from this point in the chapter are from Burning_flames69
Burning: First, Gary has to eat a Grimer Gas Sandwich
Gary: UGHHHH- *gets shoved a Grimer Gas Sandwich down his throat*
Burning: *Gary Suffocating Sounds* Next, all the ships meaning pairs must be put into separate rooms. You can leave whenever you want, but the first and last person to leave have to battle. The loser has to be dangling on top of Wela Volcano and if you move just one muscle you'll be dropped into the volcano and die.
Everyone: uh...
Room Status
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Ash and Serena uncontrollably make out
Liko and Roy also uncontrollably make out
Misty leaves her room with Gary
Iris and Cilan start small talk
May and Drew start small talk
Everybody else except Ash, Serena, Liko, Roy and Misty start small talk.
Drew gets bored of May and leaves
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Me: Alright we have the battlers! Battle Begin!
*cut to end bc I'm too lazy plus I'm writing this at the libary*
Me:And Drew wins!
Looks like Misty will be dangling on top of Wela Volcano! *teleport her there*
Mega Dialga: And finally.....  Ash gets to eat cake.
Ash: *finishes cake* Thanks whoever said that!
Me: Anyways that all for now folks! Please remember to leave dares in the comments! Bye, also sorry about the hiatus!

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