A/N: Small disclaimer. There is a future chapter where the DRDT cast learns Nico uses they/them pronouns, so while Nico will be described with they/them pronouns in descriptions and such, whenever the cast verbally speaks about Nico, they will use he/him pronouns, since they are unaware that Nico doesn't use those pronouns. But as I said, it is addressed the chapter after next.
Queen: J, I'm booorrreeeddd.
Tsun-Tsun: Go bother someone else about it.
Queen: But you're, like, the only cool person herrrrreeeeee
Tsun-Tsun: Well, the bar for that isn't very high.
Simp: You do know you're on the group chat, right? Everyone can read that.
Tsun-Tsun: They all know it's true. Especially you.
Queen: See, J, this is why you're cool!
Simp: Hey! I'm very cool, thank you very much.
BlahBlahBlah: Of course you are, Xander.
Simp: Thank you!
Simp: Wait, were you being sarcastic?!?
BlahBlahBlah: Whaaaat. Noooo. Definitely not.
BlahBlahBlah: No but seriously you're cool, don't worry.
Simp: See, David thinks I'm cool!
Loverman: Does he? Or is he just saying that becauserehgoerienreeskl
Whit'sBoyfriend: No.
Loverman: Fine, okay! You can stop taking my phone, I was just pointing out the obvious.
Whit'sBoyfriend: 😡
Loverman: 😠
Whit'sBoyfriend: 😡
Loverman: 😠
Whit'sBoyfriend: 😡
Loverman: 😥
Whit'sBoyfriend: 😡😡😡
Loverman: Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
Loverman: I can't believe you're using my own tactics against me...
Simp: Alright, I'm just going to ignore...that...and continue.
ScaredyCat: You say that like you and David don't do the exact same lovey-dovey shit literally every day.
Simp: Would you like to repeat that? 🙂🔪
ScaredyCat: Eek! Scary! Nevermind!
Mom: Xander! What did we say about knives?!?
Simp: Don't try and/or threaten to stab people with them...
Mom: That's right.
MeantToBeYours: Ah shit people are texting? I better get ᵐʸ ᵖᵒᵖᶜᵒʳⁿ ready to deal with some drama.
BlahBlahBlah: Oh, I'll join you. In getting ready to deal with drama, I mean, hahaha...
Queen: Uhm, I think we're getting off topic! I'm bored. 😡
Simp: And this is our problem because...?
Loverman: I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO!!!!!
Queen: Ooh, what?
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A Chaotic Despair Time Chatfic
FanfictionDavid makes a chat for all his classmates, and chaos ensues (in case you couldn't tell from the title). (Cross-posted on Ao3. I kinda forgot I could post stuff on here if I wanted, so many chapters of this fic have already been made. Therefore, upda...
